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Marissa

Everything sounds more important when it comes from a chicken

About Me

I'm a bitch! Wheee! No, not really. But I can be around stupid people. I am thankful for stupid people in the world though, it means I have something to laugh at and it helps to remind me of the goodness in natural selection.Mmmm natural selection.Basically I am brilliant and adorably funny. And humble.stay tuned for impending greatness coming your way via me.

My Interests

Writing, writing, writing, and how to get my way in everything.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Anything I can sing the words to or feel throughout my body.

Movies:

Anything I can see myself being a part of

Television:

I don't really watch television. I think the only thing I consistently watch is MuchMoreMusic and its merely background noise for whatever I am doing. If I watch TV its sporadic, unplanned and usually loses me after about 34 minutes.I didn't have a TV for 2 years and I forgot to notice it was gone.

Books:

I read to feed the little man working inside my brain feverishly conspiring to not only take over my body but eventually the world.I read anything and everything except porn stars bios - because, really, I've seen the movie, I already know how it ends.What I love...books with a daring ending, books that reach into my soul and carve out my existence in the world before shoving it back into my shell and forcing me to deal with the reality of life beyond the words.

Heroes:

My cats. I aspire to one day be brave enough to do nothing in my day but eat, sleep and clean myself. With the occasional lap around the apartment with no direction and no destination.

My Blog

Kinda funny

I find it amusing when the only person who regularly posts comments also spends the majority of his life with me in close proximity. Well ok maybe not majority - but at LEAST 37.75 hours a week. We're...
Posted by Marissa on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 01:35:00 PST

A crush is a crush is a crush

Ali makes fun of me at work for my WORK CRUSH". Ok so I blush every time he comes in, so my brain scatters every time he talks to me, whatever. What is a tad annoying is everyone's insistence that "I ...
Posted by Marissa on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 06:45:00 PST

I think I hate people

Does this make me a bad person? Meh whatever, suck it.
Posted by Marissa on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 06:41:00 PST

Zee first

I don't know if I could be an avid blogger on MySpace. Particularly because I can't be a committed blogger on LiveJournal. We shall see.
Posted by Marissa on Mon, 20 Feb 2006 12:38:00 PST