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hmmmmm.... well. i am a pubster at roseburg station mcmenamins. also, a co-owner of 'wire fence' records with my friend steve. i have a dog. im a lot more interesting than this site will lead you to believe.

My Interests

rugby. theater. politics. music. movies. beer. football. reading. writing. not in any particular order.

I'd like to meet:

uh, well...... people with integrity. people with love in thier hearts. people who dont annoy me. people who are intelligent. and people who care about the world.

Music:

yes. the answer to this is yes. everything from opera to gangsta rap. i really like the portland music scene and liberal hippie lesbian folk music. also a quick shout out to a few bands in particular: another cynthia, this fair city, michael smith, jay brannan, world without sundays, and woodland driver.

Movies:

dark comedies are the best. horror films. dramas. a few in particular: the house of yes, death to smoochy, natural born killers, requiem for a dream, irreversible, city of lost children, delicatessen, shortbus, hedwig and the angry inch, pans labyrinthe, thank you for smoking, moulin rouge, state and main, magnolia, nowhere, and the doom generation.my favourite directors are john waters, greg araki, pt anderson, and i love anything that david mamet is involved in.

Television:

right now....buffy. Six feet under. Rome. and just about any reality show on bravo, except all those "real housewives" bullshit. i dont care for those at all.

Books:

harry potter. the holy bible. the books i am writing. some other writers i enjoy are: augusten borroughs, wally lamb, clive barker, hollis gillespie, chuck palanuik, old school anne rice, and david sedaris.

Heroes:

people who live life with a fiery passion, but never get burned. also, a big fan of people with musical talent...coz i have none but wish i did. envy much? the answer sadly, is yes.

My Blog

brambles and barbs. from root to stamen.

It could have been you that night in the bar.  It could have been your breath on my face as you leaned in to whisper drunken sweet nothings.  It could have been your arm around my neck, your...
Posted by Toucher of the Dirty on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 02:26:00 PST

two more down....

i realized when i replying to megans comment on my last blog that i was answering a question with an answer for the wrong question...  so i thought i would update again.... two more debts gone as...
Posted by Toucher of the Dirty on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 03:18:00 PST

Updates on everything that you wanted to know.

One debt down.  Only four hundred to go.... On a lighter note.  I have been stretching my earlobes.  I figure it this way, its better to inflict damage on oneself that is productive and...
Posted by Toucher of the Dirty on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 03:57:00 PST

money really is the root of all evil.....

rent: $300.  still unpaid dentist $64.  still unpaid, final notice before collections mercy hospital: about $600. being sent to court, garnishment immenant dr.:about $200. being sent to cour...
Posted by Toucher of the Dirty on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 11:03:00 PST

the worst nightmare in a long while...

i got off of work and i had made over four hundred dollars in tips.  i knew what was coming.  i knew that it always ends the same.  as i walked out of work, i was walking into willie ds...
Posted by Toucher of the Dirty on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 03:12:00 PST

i get sooooo bored....

     Everyone gives me such a hard time about my gambling.  Thats fine.  But I just get so fucking bored.       My roommates are never home. ...
Posted by Toucher of the Dirty on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 07:05:00 PST

......FuSaSBaP......

loose lips might sink ships but loose gooses take tripsto san francisco, double dutch disco,tech tv hottie, do it for scottydo it for the living and do it for the deaddo it for the monsters under your...
Posted by Toucher of the Dirty on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 06:03:00 PST

Chaos on the homefront.

So, I was woke up this morning by Amye telling me she just called the police...apparently our neighbor was brutally attacked by some "random" weirdo.  Our tweeker lady neighbor next door was scre...
Posted by Toucher of the Dirty on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 09:28:00 PST

scooter update.

just a quick note to say that scooter is fine and well at home.  right now he is lying in his house (smelling fresh thanx to my mom letting me use her shower to bathe him), sleeping, and happy as...
Posted by Toucher of the Dirty on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 04:22:00 PST

dear john

Dear James,      One time a few weeks ago, I went an entire day without being fed, and then you gave me some lame ass excuse about having to work and housesit.. You said you were ...
Posted by Toucher of the Dirty on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 03:10:00 PST