my interists are my son, school/ nursing, my friends, movies, computers and fun............... ..
I guess nobody special just new people I always love meeting new people and making new friends.
I like country, pop, rock, some oldies, and some rap. most of the time it just depends on the song to...
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I like all kinds of movies. i like comidies, action, scary, PG movies, and chick flicks.
Im not really big on talk shows or soaps but i like the more funny shows like south park, aqua teen hunger force, robot chicken, the simpsons, and thing like that
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my favorite book is The Count of Monte Cristo. Im not really a book reader so i dont really have that much to say on this subject.
15 ways to avoid a Southern Ass-Kicking1. Don't fake a Southern accent. This will incite a riot, and you will get your ass kicked.2. Don't order filet mignon or pasta primavera at Waffle House. It is just a diner. They serve breakfast 24 hours a day. Let them cook something they know. If you confuse them, they'll kick your ass.3. We are fully aware of how high the humidity is, so shut the hell up. Just spend your money and get the hell out of here, or we will kick your ass.4. Don't order a bottle of pop or a can of soda down here. Down here it's called Coke Nobody gives a flying rat's ass whether it's Pepsi, RC, Dr. Pepper, 7-Up or whatever... it's still a Coke. Accept it. Doing otherwise can lead to an ass kicking.5. We know our heritage. Most of us are more literate than you (e.g.,Welty, Williams, Faulkner). We are also better educated and generally a lot nicer. Don't refer to us as a bunch of hillbillies or we'll kick your ass.6. We have plenty of business sense (e.g., Fred Smith of Fed Ex, Sam Walton, Oprah, Turner Broadcasting, MTV, and Netscape). Naturally, we do, sometimes, have small lapses in judgment, if you keep reminding us of the fact we will kick your ass.7. Don't laugh at our Civil War monuments. If Lee had listened to Longstreet and flanked Meade at Gettysburg instead of sending Pickett up the middle, you'd be paying taxes to Richmond instead of Washington. If you visit Stone Mountain and complain about the carving, we'll kick your ass.8. Don't laugh at our Southern names (Merleen, Luther, Tammy Lynn, Inez, Billy Joe, Sissy, Clovis, etc.) or we will just HAVE to kick your ass.9. Don't order wheat toast at Cracker Barrel. Everyone will instantly know that you're a Yankee. Eat your biscuit s like God intended with gravy. And don't put sugar on your grits, or we'll kick your ass.10. Don't talk about how much better things are at home because we know better. Many of us have visited Northern hellholes like Detroit, Chicago, and DC, and we have the scars to prove it. If you do not like it here, Delta or US Airways is ready when you are. Move your ass on home before it gets kicked.11. Yes, we know how to speak proper English. We talk this way because we don't want to sound like you. We don't care if you don't understand what we are saying. All other Southerners understand what we are saying, and that's all that matters. Now, go away and leave us alone, or we'll kick your ass.12. Don't complain that the South is dirty and polluted. None of OUR lakes or rivers have caught fire recently. If you whine about OUR scenic beauty, we'll kick your ass all the way back to Boston Harbor.13. Don't ridicule our Southern manners. We say sir and ma'am. We hold doors open for others. We offer our seats to old folks because such things are expected of civilized people. Behave yourselves around our sweet little gray-haired grandmothers or they'll kick some manners into your ass just like they did ours.14. So you think we are quaint, or losers, because most of us live in the countryside. That is because we have enough sense not live in filthy, smelly, crime infested cesspools like New York, Baltimore or Boston. Make fun of our fresh air, and we'll kick your ass.15. Last, but not least, DO NOT DARE to come down here and tell us how to cook barbecue. This will get your ass shot (right after it is kicked). You're lucky we let you come down here at all. Criticize our barbecue, and you will go home in a pine box...minus your ass.