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About Me

I like: all but two foods (uni and olives), eyeliner (too much, really), swallowing gum (weird, i know), singing real loud (I get better the more I drink, I just know it!), dancing all the time (same as singing), Odwalla bars, ponytails, dogs (better yet, puppies), American Spirits (but they give me oompa loompa fingers if I get anything but ultra lights), bathrobes, flying in airplanes (and the little snacks you get), free samples, pastel colors, nice ink pens, cardstock paper, sea lions and the noises they make, cafe americanos with milk, mint water/tea, dirty jokes (especially with "your mom" as the punchline or about poop), moving at a glacial speed, and as far as the beatles go, I like John better but I listen to Paul's solo stuff way more. My favorite beer is Hoegaarten.I dislike: disliking things, olives, rats (I really, really hate rats), hurrying, people that make other people feel dumb for not knowing something, mosquito bites, and allergies.

My Interests

these days, I like it when the weather is nice and I am going to meet my friends after a long day. And I figure out how to get to where they are all by myself, and its one of those days where being by myself isn't so bad. Actually, its kind of nice and exciting! Then, some really great song will come up on shuffle as I'm getting off the train. I have to hold back from singing as I walk a couple more blocks to where they are. and we'll eat somewhere that I've never eaten before, and they tell me about their adventures and I tell them mine, and when they just give me a hug and ask how I'm doing it means more than it ever has because its right after a long spell of being brave and alone.

I'd like to meet:

people and things that I will one day adore.

Music:

right now, Lou Reed "Coney Island Baby"

Movies:

sexy ones.

My Blog

so offensive

so being hungover on the subway is terrible. It's the worst ever! The other day, I was riding the subway uptown with the worst headache of all time. I also felt like I was going to v...
Posted by Salamanda on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 09:57:00 PST

how can I forget you, girl?

i'm house/dog-sitting uptown right now for a beagle named Andy Walter. I just got back from taking him to Central Park, which was completely secluded. Jason was sweet enough to let my borr...
Posted by Salamanda on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 11:45:00 PST

lets drink to gusto

jenn said that the last thing she remembers me saying was "I have the spins." yesterday was my birthday and I had a perfect day. I really, really, really love my friends. I'm so thankful a...
Posted by Salamanda on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 01:57:00 PST

that was '03

now that I have my laptop going in my room I have spent wayyyy too much time on the internet. I've found old online journal entries that are just absurd for the most part, and there are so many ...
Posted by Salamanda on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 01:10:00 PST

your mom.

so, im a little pissed. I love jokes that have "your mom" as the punchline. I also love dirty jokes. The combo here almost always gets me. I think of perfect times to use "your...
Posted by Salamanda on Fri, 18 May 2007 03:27:00 PST

reach for the sun.

Im not sure why I occasionally find this to be a suitable outlet. Im also not sure what precisely triggered my need for one today. Last night we went to dallas to see Hot Chip. It wa...
Posted by Salamanda on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 12:15:00 PST

An Expert's Guide to Easter Candy

trust me, I know my shit. I am not going to talk about candy to avoid, because that is actually most of it. You are wasting your time. Well, I will mention Peeps, and how gross they ...
Posted by Salamanda on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 02:44:00 PST

bored and bent out of shape (pity party)

Im real cold and tired. and broke. and I lost my phone. and my car is in the shop. without a phone or car it's hard to cheer myself up.
Posted by Salamanda on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 08:55:00 PST

flight(y)

every now and then I feel completely inspired and as if I could just take the world by the reigns and make what I want of it. and I can, and so can you, and I wish we could do it together. ...
Posted by Salamanda on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 08:25:00 PST

i think it is because of moon shadow

but i seriously do not care for Cat Stevens. it seems like most people love the guy, or at least don't have a strong opinion, but listening to him is unenjoyable for me. as in, not only would i not ...
Posted by Salamanda on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST