College grad, always looking to make some new friends :)
I'm unlike anyone you've ever met. I'm usually loud and obnoxious and oblivious to the world around me. It's okay though, my friends keep me in check. For the most part. The "real world" is just around the corner, but I'm doing what I can to fight it. 5 years to attain my bachelor's? Close enough. I am a flip-cup world champion, and enjoy taking on teams by myself. Yeah, go ahead and get your buddies together - I'm still going to kick your ass. I consider myself to be musically talented, only because I play clarinet and have figured out how to play lowrider on pan pipes. I've had the same job for 8 years, and it makes me want to stab people in the neck. I spend 364 days of any given year waiting for parade day to come. Marlboro menthol lights are my Jesus, and I represent the "little itty bitty shitty city of Scranton". I was born without an ass, so don't yell at me when my pants won't stay up - it's just physics at work. I adore corrupting my little sister and her friends. Last but not least, don't talk to me about global warming if you can't back up your statements with some solid scientific analysis.
