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About Me

My name's Danielle.
You can call me Danielle.
I probably don't want to be friends with your band.
I'm a journalism major. That means I will always be gramatically editing you when you talk to me, even when you think I'm not.
Sometimes I like to take the cream side of two Double-Stuff Oreos and make a Quadruple-Stuff Oreo.
In 6th grade I beat every boy in my class at arm wrestling.
Cereal is really important to me.
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I like:
Mi hermana, Kiki.
Coffee.
Diners.
Vampires.
Parks at night.
Holding Hands.
Biting People.
Whiskey.
Two eggs over, french fries instead of homefries, white toast.
Drinking to the peak of silliness.
My wife, Andrea.
My girlfriend Lisa.
My mistress, Miss Andrea Hojnacki.
Rob, who has put up with me longer than anyone else. even though he's really mean to me.
My favorite brothers, Jeff, Stephen, and Tarik.
The Caldwell boys.
Bergen Elite.
White Castle.
People who like White Castle.
Watching surgery on TV.
Yeungling.
PBR.
Wonder Woman.
Bettie Page.
Sideburns.
Dark hair.
UFC.
Hugging.
High fives.
Your mother.
Play fighting.
Night swimming.
Movie-nights.
Baby animals.
Sleepovers.
The smell of boys.
I DON'T Like:
Headaches.
Anyone who disrespects my friends.
People who are all talk/no action.
Hypocrites.
U2.
Girls who wear way too much makeup.
People who look NOTHING like their myspace pictures.
People who got hit by the Shady Train.
Drama.
The Gazebo kids.
People who don't like white castle.
The movie 'Tremors'.
People who don't know the proper usage of "your" and "you're."
People who assume they're better than anyone else.
Bermuda shorts.
Grapefruit.
Birds flying around inside.
Mosquito bites.
Runny eggs.
Guys with back hair in tank tops.
Middle-aged women who still try to dress like they're 20.

My Interests

Mainly:
Tattoos.
Guns.
Tattoos of guns.

Also:
Politics.
Time travel.

And especially:
Play-fighting. The kind where you feel it the next day.

I'd like to meet:

I think his name was...Poquito Baaaaandito.

Music:

Iron Maiden
Dropkick Murphys
Tiger Army
Johnny Cash
Reverend Horton Heat
My favorite locals, The Skells
The Misfits
Rolling Stones
The Who
Bowie
Saves the Day
Pink Floyd
The Postal Service
Devo
Styx
Rush
Journey
The Boss
Thin Lizzie
Boston
Mazzy Star
The Smiths
The Cure
MSI
AC/DC
Guns 'n Roses
Hot Hot Heat
FATA
Billy Idol
Hot Water Music
Horrorpops
Get up Kids
American Nightmare
Converge
Motley Crue
Greenday
The Cramps
Black Sabbath
Atreyu
Deathcab
Wu-Tang
Alkaline Trio
Elvis Costello
Ima Robot
Motion City Soundtrack
Frank Sinatra
Guster
Berlin
Duran Duran
80's new wave
Punk
Rock
Psychobilly
Hardcore
Rockabilly
Hair Metal
Classic rock
Old metal
etc.

Movies:

Donnie Darko
Requiem for a Dream
Spun
Dr. Strangelove, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Dawn of the Dead
Boondock Saints
This is Spinal Tap
Anchorman
Waiting for Guffman
Garden State
American Psycho
Rules of Attraction
Saved
Caddyshack
Slackers
Suicide Kings
Memento
I Breakfast at Tiffany's
The Little Mermaid
One Flew over the Cuckoo's Nest
IT
The Shining
Shaun of the Dead
D2 The Mighty Ducks
Wonderland
Best in Show
Citizen Kane
Ocean's Eleven

Television:

Law & Order
Invader Zim
Mythbusters
Strangers with Candy
Monster Garage
Orange County Choppers
Full House re-runs
The Simpsons
Family Guy
Futurama
King of the Hill
The Adventures of Pete and Pete
Mystery Science Theater

Books:

Prozac Nation, by Elizabeth Wurtzel
Cat's Cradle, by Kurt Vonnegut
1984, by George Orwell
The Prince, by Niccolo Machiavelli
Anything by David Sedaris.

Heroes:

Pete Lang.

Niccolo Machiavelli.

My Blog

I don't know...

Vice President Dick Cheney was nearly blown to pieces the other day overseas. I'm really glad that he's alright...but I also kind of hope it was a wake-up call. Not to say that, by any means, he- or a...
Posted by Tenacious D-Bag on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 11:50:00 PST

Duh.

What Female SuperHeroin are You? Wonder WomanStubborn and headstrong. You march in, swing first, and figure out what happened afterwards. You'll listen to orders- but you'll be damned if y...
Posted by Tenacious D-Bag on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 10:52:00 PST

Mmmmmhmmmmm...

Danielle -- [noun]:A master of sexual gratification 'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com Hahahaha... the fuckin' MASTER....
Posted by Tenacious D-Bag on Wed, 24 May 2006 10:01:00 PST

Random stuff.

Here's The Game (for those who don't know it): A player of this game starts with the "6 weird things/habits about yourself" and people who get tagged need to write a blog of their six weird habits/thi...
Posted by Tenacious D-Bag on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 11:36:00 PST

Pete and Darrin's b-day party

All I want to say is that I had a beyond awesome time on Friday. Just thought I'd say thanks to the following: 1. Inga and Geoff, for being an amazing hosts, and for allowing the pa...
Posted by Tenacious D-Bag on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 04:02:00 PST

It's the annual winter depression...

...I do it every year. Yeah, it's that time of year again kids. My patience, morale, and happiness have begun to drop with the temperature. The key to surviving: Don't take anything personally. And r...
Posted by Tenacious D-Bag on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 07:08:00 PST

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Posted by Tenacious D-Bag on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 11:08:00 PST

C-Towns

Caldwell boys Clifton Girls = Best dance party/dinner party/gymnastics party/table making party/diner party/baking party/every party, EVER. Haha. You guys are amazing. <3..Danielle.Lisa.Anj.Doug...
Posted by Tenacious D-Bag on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Saints and Sinners party.

Theme parties are amazing. Our outfits are beyond amazing. Pictures to come soon, if they're appropriate for the general public. They may not be. But one thing is for sure... Danielle + Andrea + An...
Posted by Tenacious D-Bag on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Thanks guys. <3

Just a little post to thank everyone for helping to make my week AWESOME. It had the potential to be horrible, and you guys made it SO much better. My sister Kiki, Mikey, Eric, Andrea Honasty, ZZ Top ...
Posted by Tenacious D-Bag on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST