Six Weird Things About Me (But, Who Really Gives A Shit)? |
Since I was "tagged" I guess I have to write six weird things about myself (thanks a lot Kristin)!
1. I love the smell of shit in the morning....
2. I wonder everyday if I am our...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 22:28:00 GMT |
The Twat Before Christmas! |
It was the twat before Christmas, and all through the house. Not a pussy was stinking, not even the mouses....
Posted by on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 22:26:00 GMT |
The Dong-Dong's.... |
Little Dicky Dong-Dong was fucking Ms. Clitty Long-Long, but Shitty Dick-Dong only fucks in the ass......
Posted by on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 23:22:00 GMT |
The Moral Of The Story Is? |
One day Johnny Longbow and his son Little Longbow went walking through the forest when they came upon Bobby Shortbow. Bobby Shortbow said, "One day I'll be a Longbow and be able to shoot as far ...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 23:10:00 GMT |
A Stupid Poem I Wrote.... |
God speaks in a tongue I can fathom beyond the scape of dreams
In here I can be anything, desire in the field of creation
I leave this body for another to become a more powerful self
I am flesh, ...
Posted by on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 22:33:00 GMT |
