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About Me

MyGen Profile GeneratorMy name is Gloria, my friends and kin-folk call me Cook. I am very old and live with my daughter Sue, her husband bill, and their two beautiful children, Steven and Brittany. Brittany has a lot of friends over, the boys really like her, lol. Steven often has visitors such as Paul, who is this pathetic young boy, I really pity him. Dan also comes up, and boy is his girlfriend a pretty girl. I hate when Bert comes up, I swear he only comes up for the food. He's always in the damn cupboards. And then there's Steven's best friend, Bryan. His mouth never stops, that boy has lost his mind. They watch that simple wrestlin' and Bryan always makes sandwiches. He calls them "ham-wiches", lmao rofl!!!!11 My daughter Sue works for the dump, I think she's a garbage man. Her husband, Bill drives a truck for a living, he gets to bring the truck home every night, he's got a gadget in the back for "wooshing" things, but I never see him use it, he likes to play darts. I like to sit in the living room all day and watch my stories. I "woosh" the dishes and let the dog out. I like to feed the kitten on the porch, I hate that kitten. Bryan calls him "Hot Dog" or something and I think that's stupid. Who calls a kitten "Hot Dog". I hate the "anny-mulls", Sue dont need all them "anny-mulls". Do you know what I really hate, Steve's garbage can in his bedroom. There's always garbage in it, now why does he do that!? When I hear something hit that waste basket, my head flies around at a blazing 200 mph and I tell him, "I'm not emptying that anymore". Back to the "anny-mulls", Sue has two cats Star and Sam. They are both large and that Star is always playing with herself, and she makes these funny noises. The vet said Sam has feline AIDS. Madison is a black lab that lives in the house and just drives me crazy. That dog shouldn't jump like that. Finally, Toby is the old dog that lives outside, Steven feeds him fine quality lunchmeat everyday at around 4PM

My Interests

Emptying the waste baskets, "wooshing" the dishes, feeding the "anny-mulls", drinking beer, wearing polka dots

I'd like to meet:

A man with a big peter, Bryan says they drive Fords.

Music:

I like to listen to The Pickle (Oldies Radio)

Movies:

North and South, The Stupids

Television:

Days!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

Books:

Reading is for wussies....Steven reads

Heroes:

I don't need no hero, I got it made

My Blog

Five Dollar Hamburgers and Such

So 2 Fridays ago, my daughter Susan is ordering dinner from a local establishment for pick up, The Thompson House, I think it's called. Bryan is here and she's ordering for him which I think is ...
Posted by Cook on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 02:14:00 PST

Steve Gets A Job - AND LEAVES EARLY!!!

As I write this on the old computer machine, I don't know what to think. On one side, I'm just ticked pink that STEVEN GOT A FUCKING JOB!!! A BIG NEW COMPUTER JOB!!! On the other sid...
Posted by Cook on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 08:19:00 PST

I QUIT BEING A MOVIE STAR!

Alright, so it's true, I quit Steve and Hough Entertainment. Plain and simple, they were making a fool out of me and when I saw what they wanted me to do in "Plight of The Chair Lady", I was ove...
Posted by Cook on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 10:57:00 PST

What I've been up to

Oh my, it's been a while since I updated my web log, or "BLOG", as the kids say these days. Life has been the pretty exciting lately, unfortunately I'm having a hard time with the steps these da...
Posted by Cook on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 08:54:00 PST

I'm In The Movies!!!

My grandson, Steve and his friend Bryan have always stupid little videos with Steven's camera, but now they're going big time. They formed Steve anf Hough Entertainment, Inc. and they make a stu...
Posted by Cook on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 07:02:00 PST

Steve's Future

Sometimes I worry about my grandson Steven, he's so big!!! I mean, just look at him...... That's ashame!!! That poor boy's gonna wind up on Maury Povich some day recieving help. He just S...
Posted by Cook on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 02:05:00 PST

Brittany's New Habit

Well, I'm back with another blog! Lately Brittany has taken to smoking, and I'm so proud. She's sly about it too, she goes into the bathroom and smokes with the door shut. Its clever...
Posted by Cook on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 11:09:00 PST

Star's Pussy

About 2 weeks ago the one cat, Star, started to have pussy problems. Her Pussy is all red and nasty and my goodness HOW SHE STINKS!!! She has a real odor her. I told Susan that she n...
Posted by Cook on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 01:07:00 PST

Oh The Odor!

Steven's room smells like hog shit. I think that's a shame because he just sists in there all day and he can't even smell it. He's so used to the smell of his own room that he doesn't know...
Posted by Cook on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 12:46:00 PST

Cat Shit In The Morning

This morning Star took a shit on the kitchen floor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was disgusting!!! I walked out there for my morning coffee and there was this long brown cat turd looking back at me...
Posted by Cook on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 12:08:00 PST