..I only see red, it started way back in the fire work display of last week, i was manning the fire work station and i miss fired a fire work, no it didn't hit me in the eyes, no it hit a bee hive. Then 847 and 1/2 bees came sworming after me. They stung, they poked, and they abused me. Then one got in my eye, it wouldn't have been that bad if i hadn't poked at it... with an ax. That brings up another deliteful story, did u know i coined the frais german lunch box? Agerman lunch box is what we called suitcases in the 1950s, but knowbody knew that exept for me. It was about that time when i started my proftional career in makeing gatorage bottloles. Then in the 1789 skandle of 1789, we used doctor peper's formula in our gatorade (Dr. Peper was the creator of coke). The gatorades went flying off the shelves, thats just about the time when the constable figured out what we were doing. He sent us alll to jail, thats when Yoda raped me. Then after that whole ordeal with Yoda he was telling me why darth vator was really evle, it was the same reason why Yoda was in jail.....folding chairs.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
A killer, frosty the snow man, the man who made the waffle iron, the woman who created buttered tost, Adam Sandler, Steave Bartman (syco cub fan who destoyed their chances of winning a world series)
