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About Me

.Married with two wonderful dogs who appreciate us very much (usually). I like the taste of Tang, the scent of a freshly cut lawn, and the feel of new guitar strings. I like power tools. I like car magazines. I like giant killer robots.
Why you should get to know me:
I suck at golf. I can play guitar but I don't read sheet music. I run with scissors. I swim after big meals. I always got your back. I always tip the waitress.
Pet peeves:
glitter. yeah, if you post anything here with glitter or sparkles -- and I don't care WHO you are -- it will be duh-lee-ted. It's like giving me an atomic wedgie. Or a Stryper tee shirt. I have a zero-tolerance policy when it comes to glitter. That's how I roll.
Random fact about me:
I read magazines backwards. Oh, and I have a twin brother. He looks nothing like me. We pretend to have our own special 'twin' language....but it's just gibberish. Maybe. Actually, we communicate telepathically. He sends me dirty thoughts. He's the one. Not me. HIM.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

HP Lovecraft , Edgar Allen Poe , Bettie Page , Rita Hayworth, Sam Raimi, Pepper Keenan , Chris Poland, James Hetfield, Matt Groening, a rollergirl , a midget, Batboy, an Elvis impersonator , a polka band, and you -- you little freak.

My Blog

monthly blog entry

hmph. yeah, I know. I don't write in here as often as I'd like. So, dear reader, you're probably wondering WHAT'S UP IN STEVELAND? I'll tell you: not much really. I've had a low-grade headache all day...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Sep 2009 11:39:00 GMT

not very comcastic

The cable has been out for several hours now. We have called Comcast, and all their lines are busy. Super.So we emailed them. And we received a very polite email in return which said they had received...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Aug 2009 18:06:00 GMT

three dog night

we're looking after a friend's dog while they're out of town. That makes three dogs in the house. Luckily, they're getting along fine with a only minimum of growls and yelps. I have discovered somethi...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Jun 2009 21:24:00 GMT

nuthin.

I didn't do anything I was supposed to do today. Didn't clean off the deck, or cut back the holly tree. Didn't finish cleaning out the basement. Didn't iron my shirt for tomorrow.... dang it! Grrrrr.
Posted by on Sun, 07 Jun 2009 20:09:00 GMT

thundery

yay! rain!I was sooooo not in the mood to do yard work today! *hugs the internet*
Posted by on Sat, 16 May 2009 10:48:00 GMT

not my tree

As I was cutting up a tree that had fallen in my backyard; the mosquitoes, ants, bees, and a snake came out to remind me that it wasn't really my tree. I tried to explain that my mortgage and property...
Posted by on Sun, 26 Apr 2009 13:26:00 GMT

day off

Woo hoo! I have the day off! I'd like to say that I'm making the most of it by being productive & knocking things offa my "to do" list. But I'm not. I'm squandering my day off watching awful movies on...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Apr 2009 10:12:00 GMT

baffled

I am baffled by the proliferation of reality-cooking shows. Really. And yet, they're oddly appealing.
Posted by on Tue, 07 Apr 2009 17:54:00 GMT

yawn

it's a pretty lazy day here in the 30269, but I have procrastinated long enough. I should start doing yardwork; cleaning gutters, spreading pine straw, and sweeping up the detritus that seems to fall ...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Mar 2009 10:41:00 GMT

the watchmen

okay, seriously.I can't get away from the marketing for The Watchmen. It's everywhere; websites, blogs, vlogs, twitter, television -- everywhere I go. I can't avoid it. I can't hit "SKIP THIS AD" fast...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Mar 2009 07:30:00 GMT