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Chuck

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About Me

I'm a pleasant mother pheasant plucker. I pluck mother pheasants. I'm the most pleasant mother pheasant plucker, that ever plucked a mother pheasant."Definitely his own man."

My Interests

ac/dc, adhd, advanced weaponry, air guitar, air hockey, amazon, animaniacs, anti-bush, apple, armour, arr, art, bees, big league chew, biscuits and gravy, blues brothers, calvin and hobbes, cats, cereal, chef boyardee, chicken, colour, comedy, computers, destroying southeastern college, dig dug, dinosaur comics, dukes of hazzard, f'in chuck norris, final cut pro, fire, fireworks, freakazoid, frogger, futurama, general shatner, general silliness, get fuzzy, gmail, harvey birdman, hugs, humour, hunter s. thompson, hunting zombies, incense, indie films, indie rock, insaniquarium deluxe, joe and monkey, jon stewart, king of no pants, kittens, libel, m.a.s.k., mac, monopoly, monty python, motion graphics, movies, netflix, nn2s, outlaw interstate racing, penny arcade, pirates, poptarts, promotion, ps2, punk, questionable content, ranch, records, rollercoasters, saved by the bell, snl, staying indoors, stirring commotion, survival, television, the awesome, the clash, the daily show, the dark, the epoxies, the mr. t experience, the punisher, theatre hopper, transformers, tv promotion, vg cats, video editing, video games, waffles, water, web comics, wikipedia, william shatner, winter, writing, yodeling, your mom, your mother, zombies

I'd like to meet:

Myself coming the other way.

Music:

indie rock, classic rock, pretty much any kind of rock except the kind that you like, your music sucks, I'm talking to you.

Movies:

Yes

Television:

If it's on DVD.Doctor Who, Scrubs, Dukes of Hazzard, Futurama, Arrested Development, Boston Legal, Supernatural

Books:

Hitchhiker's Guide

Heroes:

Bruce Campbell, Henry Rollins, Jon Stewart, Steven Colbert, John Schneider, Christopher Walken, Dan Ackroyd, Steve Martin, William Shatner, James Garner, Tom Selleck, Your Mother

My Blog

Big Things In Small packages

Shut up, you pervert.So yesterday, I was in Orlando for a meeting of sales and promotion people from various CW affiliates. I apologize to all my O-town friends for not stopping by to visit. It's not ...
Posted by Chuck on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 05:55:00 PST

Spaced

Spaced! If you liked Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz (and assuming you're a breathing human, you did), then I highly recommend you watch the series Spaced. Nick, Simon and Edgar collaborated for 14 epi...
Posted by Chuck on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 12:48:00 PST

Spaced

Spaced! If you liked Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz (and assuming you're a breathing human, you did), then I highly recommend you watch the series Spaced. Nick, Simon and Edgar collaborated for 14 epi...
Posted by Chuck on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 12:48:00 PST

Valiant Effort Update

Old and Busted:New Hotness:And no, that tired line will never get old for me.So yeah, the new wheels look great. It drives pretty well too. I'm getting a funky noise from up front on the right, but if...
Posted by Chuck on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 12:17:00 PST

Quandary

If prunes are dried out plums, why don't they call it plum juice?
Posted by Chuck on Mon, 01 May 2006 01:58:00 PST

I'll have a slice, please

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Posted by Chuck on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 01:48:00 PST

*sip* Hey, Peter...

...What's happnenin'? Seriously, what's happenin'? Not much. Got my hair cut today. Would've been nice to know that it was getting cut BEFORE the appointment, but since my mom schedules me throug...
Posted by Chuck on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 06:33:00 PST

I'm three steps to Walken!

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Posted by Chuck on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 12:29:00 PST

Wha da fuh?

Seriously. What the hell? I'd write some commentary on this, but anything I'd say would be redundant.
Posted by Chuck on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 06:36:00 PST

QUITE RLY.

I think I'm subconsciously compensating for my recent propensity towards bad 80s teen movies and gritty 70s cop shows by listening to Oscar Wilde audio books. I ran into one of the many pastors at my ...
Posted by Chuck on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 06:43:00 PST