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About Me


Lets see.. My likes and Dislikes : as if you really give two shits...
Ummm well I like bunnies and long walks on the beach and my perfect date would be a moonlight picnic in the nice summer breeze.
Bitch please we all know that is not me.
The ideal date would be to go to a concert where it is super loud and you can get a nice tall beer.
I DO like bunnies but I love rollercoasters, music, and art. I want to visit Italy and Egypt one day.
If I could go anywhere right now I would be watching the northern lights dance.
Nature is very important to me. NEVER LITTER. This is our home dammit!
Vises : Sun Glasses - Books - Fashion - Wine - Magazines - Fantasy - Harmonicas - Writing - Collecting Things - Cigarettes
My hates would be stuck up people and creepy carismatic bible beaters who look down on your beliefs!
Oh and I hate eating meat off the bone. That's just disgusting.
Oh I also Hate the no-talent Jonas Brothers. Yuck! - & Jail sucks.
My friends are the shit and would do anything for me just like I would for them.
My best friend is my brother. He is the awesome! Love you bro. (There's my one shout out).
My dirty little secret is I totally think Zac Efron is dreamy. Eeek! I can't believe I told yall that.
And I think Ashlee Simpson is just the cutest thing.
Shhhh... Keep it on the down low. Ha, right after I post it on Myspace. - God I ramble too much. Shit!
Actress & Actor: Brittany Murphy and Jim Carrey.
Animal: Penguin
Flower: Ghost Orchid
Time of Year: Fall
Holiday: My Birthday
Color: Lime Green
Alcoholic Beverage: A tie between a Bloody Mary or a Margarita
Quote: "I'm a mushroom cloud layin mother fucker, mother fucker."
Food: Buffalo Chx Salad from Chilis or Grandma's Spaghetti
Candy: Hot Tamales
Talk Show Host: Conan O'Brian
Game Show: Family Fued
Cartoon: Spongebob
Song: Whiskey Lullaby
Sport: Gymnastics or Hockey
Place: Germany (where all the gothic cathedrals are)
My one wish: To be able to see my Grandpa again in the AFTER LIFE.
I believe in Faries & Ghosts. My favorite games are Pacman and Tetris.
I would like to learn how to blow glass and look into doing some sand art.
I guess thats all you really need to know or else we'd be here all day and who has that kind of time.
Let's face it, the end of the world is comming sooner than later and I'd like to go fuck off some more.
Please Enjoy Some Of My Favorite Songs :

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Famke Janssen

Hunter S. Thompson

My Blog

The Northern Lights

The Northern Lights are caused when the sun gives off electrically-charged particles from solar flares. The Earth's magnetic poles act like, well, a magnet to draw those particles to the polar regions...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Apr 2009 16:46:00 GMT

Dumb & Dumber

Lloyd: The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her. Harry: That's a special feeling, Lloyd. [after Lloyd trades the van ...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Apr 2009 10:16:00 GMT

People actually read my blog?!

Wow I am Suprised!
Posted by on Mon, 20 Apr 2009 07:30:00 GMT

Plastic Knives

Don't Leave Scars.   ---- For Misty
Posted by on Sat, 18 Apr 2009 20:45:00 GMT

Mamacita's

Ok so I went to this resturant (for those of my friends who don't live around here or know) called Mamacita's, with my Grandma to her Singles group, yes Singles. Our waiter, poor guy, he was this span...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Apr 2009 19:45:00 GMT

Don't take offense.

Geezus!
Posted by on Fri, 17 Apr 2009 19:30:00 GMT

Wait.. Is that...

Your Mom I see standing over there on the corner trying to raise money for her next boob job? Wait... Ooops that's my mom.
Posted by on Fri, 17 Apr 2009 19:28:00 GMT

Wants to give a B-day Shoutout ::::::::::

Happy Birthday Cuz!
Posted by on Fri, 17 Apr 2009 13:42:00 GMT

Yo Momma is so old..

She owes Jesus $3.
Posted by on Thu, 16 Apr 2009 11:10:00 GMT

Onion Tv - Check it out. Disturbing.

Check out this video: Dominos Scientists Test Limits Of What Humans Will Eat
Posted by on Thu, 16 Apr 2009 09:26:00 GMT