Religious words of life:..
Taoism---Shit happens
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Confusianism---Confucius says, shit happens
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lBudhism---If shit happens; it really ins't shit.
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Zen---What is the sound of shit happening?
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Hinduism---If shit happens, it is the will of Allah
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Protestantism---Let shit happen to someone else.
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Catholicism---If shit happens,...You deserve it!
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Judism---Why does this shit always happen to us?
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Atheism---I don't believe this shit.
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Agnosticism---What is this shit?
Zoolander---"Tripping on acid changed my perspective on shit!"
What is this.......! A center for Ants,.!?