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Just because you have their attention, doesn't mean you have their respect

About Me

-------------READ FIRST PLEASE ANGELA!--------------Here is some stuff you may want to know FIRST before you go fucking around with this profile. The profile is set to private and your online now icon is turned off. Those fucking Captchas settings are turned off too. You now live in YuEzGay, Kazkhstan to avoid any local searches from unwanted stalkers. Teeheeehee. People (or stalkers) doing a search for new friends will only see the default pic that is set now (Chesty McHooters animation) or whatever default pic you want hem to see. The pic of you on the actual profile is only viewable by your friends. Note that any picture you replace it with should be 170wide by 255high (or as close to it as possible). The same goes for your display name. In other words, "looky-loos" only see "Chesty McHooters" (or whatever you want) instead of "Angela". Be safe and DON'T let doucheys know who you REALLY are unless you want them too!!!!! Do this and I'm sure homos like Jeff or bitch-asses will never know that it is you.-------------DON'T MESS UP!--------------Don't mess with any of the code here without studying it and familiarizing yourself with it FIRST!!! Anything left out, such as a dot or spaces between the code, will result in something not working. If you want to test something out I would suggest that you create a test or "back-up" page to do this on. Wouldn't want to trash the whole page because of one or two fuck-ups!-------------THE TOP DIV BOX--------------The "Top" DIV box is 822px wide by 552px high. The Image of the rose is 800px wide by 546px high, and it is centered. I did this because, in some browsers, extra pixel space is needed for large images and Flash objects or else you'll see an ugly scroll box with the image inside of it. If you replace the image with one of a different height, remember to adjust the lower DIV's locations in relation to the top of the screen. If you look at the lower DIVs position in the CSS style sheet below, you'll see that the "Left" and "right" are 600px from the top, and the "angela" DIV is 630px from the top. By the way DON'T change the "Top" DIV's location from the top to less than 35px because it will cover the MySpace add banner. This is a violation of their terms and could result in the profile being deleted by a snoopy administrator!-------------THE LEFT DIV BOX--------------The "Left" DIV box is 300px wide by 3000px high. I didn't make it any wider because you don't have any Flash objects that were wider than that (the .mp3 player is only 219px wide.) If you decide to add any objects flash objects more than 300px wide, you should either resize the object (if possible), or adjust the dimensions (height and width, and left and right) of the DIV in the CSS style sheet below. Adding more stuff without making the nessassry adjustments first will eventually cause this DIV to have a scroll on the side.-------------THE QUOTE DIV BOX--------------The "Angela" dive is 112px high by 320px wide. On your profile it has your quote, login status, etc...-------------THE RIGHT DIV BOX--------------The "Right" DIV is 450px wide by 3000px high. It's wider than the "Left" DIV and NOT centered to mimic the layout of a default set-up of a MySpace profile.-------------MORE ABOUT THE DIV CODES--------------Below the custom made DIVs is the rest of the CSS coding for your comments section, hide friend count, hide comment count, etc... The only thing you really should worry about in it is the location point of the start of your top friends and comments. By Adding more images and words to the top DIVS, you will obviously make the DIVs streatch longer which will create spillage -or run-over into the comments. This is easily fixed if you just change the pixel location from the top. If you look at the code now, you'll see that it's starting point is 3100px from the top.-------------YOUR IMAGES & .MP3 PLAYER--------------Most of the Images on your page were uploaded to ImageShack. A few were from my personal account at PimpAndHost. The .mp3 player was created at MyFlashFetish.com If you want to make any changes to the player (i.e. colors, tracks, order, etc.) the e-mail to log into my account is [email protected] and the pass word is: shitfuck1. After you've logged in, go to "my account" and use the edit selections found for the player titled "Angela". Please don't edit any of the other players. You can always create a brand new one too, instead of messing with the existing one. If you do get a new player code, check to see what I did to the code to the player below first. I removed a lot of the HTML so you wouldn't have all the advertisement shit on it.-------------ABOUT THE BACKGROUNDS--------------Your background image (The Macintosh one) can be changed by placing the URL of a new image between the (''). The background for the DIV boxes are left "transparent", but as you can see, you can add one if you wish. DON'T FORGET to put in the correct HTML. This is NOT the URL that starts with "..

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'm leaving this area between the "cite" tags blank (except for this note) so that you can have a place to make notes if you need too. Nothing between the "cite" tags (as with the above one too) will appear on your profile. Have fun and I love you!!!-------------BELOW BEGINS VIEWABLE CONTENT-------------- - Angela -

ANGELA'S PHOTO GALLERY | FEATURED VIDEOS

Mood: Groovin' to some tunes!



"To have faith is to trust yourself to the water. When you swim you don't grab hold of the water, because if you do you will sink and drown. Instead you relax and float" --Alan Watts

ANGELA'S INTERESTS

General...

Concerts... Driving barefoot in the summer... Driving barefoot in a bikini in the summer :)... Swimming at night... Crowd Surfing... Thunderstorms... Spontaneity... Metro-ing it... The buzz and excitement right before a band comes on stage... Uncontrollable belly laughs... Outdoor showers... Well coordinated stereo systems... Compliments: Given & Received... Random acts of kindness... All day festivals... Sore muscles after a workout... Sunbathing... Live comedy... Random conversations with strangers... Sunroofs... Campfires... Playing Pool... Fresh pedicures... Realizing a conversation has lasted all night... Being on someone's shoulders at a concert... A freshly cleaned house... Costume parties... The unprovoked use of profanity :)

Music...

2 Many DJs & Soulwax, 311, Plump DJs, Jamiroquai, Static X, James Brown, Incubus, Beatles, Rammstein, Beastie Boys, Korn, Tori Amos, Skinny Puppy, Uberzone, Rennie Pilgrem, Yazoo, Mirwais, Deep Dish, Freq Nasty, Combichrist, Soul Coughing, RJD2, Hate Dept., Rogue Element, Fear Factory, NIN, Pantera, Sepultura, Soulfly, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Daft Punk, Primus, Metallica (BEFORE Load), BassNectar, Busdriver, Type O Negative, Ministry, Funker Vogt, Rasputina, Ani Difranco, Led Zeppelin,Tripping Daisy, Rage Against the Machine,The Knife, Jane's Addiction, Keny Arkana, Iron Butterfly, Lily Allen, Frou Frou, Dave Matthews Band, Groove Armada, Disturbed, White/Rob Zombie, MATISYAHU!, Queen, Bjork, just to name a few. I'm very picky but I like a LOT of artists.

Movies...

Sundance style indie and classic 30's and 40's era films. Hitchcock films, especially "Dial M For Murder" Freeway with Reese Witherspoon, Robin Hood: Men in Tights, Monty Python, History of the World Part I, Killing Zoe, Waiting, Willy Wonka, Big Nothing, Parker Posey makes any movie better for me.

Television...

Random and asenine shit: Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hungerforce, Squidbillies, Robot Chicken, King of the Hill, Classic SNL, Scrubs, Mad Men, Big Love, and my ultimate not-so-guilty pleasure: Roseanne, hehehe. I love that woman.

Reality television will rot your brain!

Books...

Social Science, a lil' bit of Philosophy, Religion and Sprituality. "The Hedonism Handbook" is a must read, "The Meat You Eat" by Ken Midkiff, J. Krishnamurti, Alan Watts, Ruth Montgomery (yeah, crucify me--I like her!!), Michael Newton, Howard Gardner, Carl Sagan, Eric Schlosser. I just read "Gone Tomorrow: The Hidden Life of Garbage" by Heather Rogers in which she reiterated the same information to a point past redundancy. I also just finished "Amusing Ourselves To Death" by Neil Postman and "The Consolations of Philosophy" by Alain de Botton....both of which I would highly recommend. I'm currently re-reading "The Culture Of Fear" by Berry Glassner. I think it's a great look at how logical fallacies perpetuated by media sources and misrepresented "scientific studies" negatively influence the thoughts and lives of western culture.

ANGELA'S DETAILS

Status: Will love Anh-John forever!

Here for: Friends, Music, & Education

Orientation: I'm not telling ;)

Hometown: Houston, TX!

Body type: 5'2", Petite

Ethnicity: White (1/4 Portuguese) brown in the summer

Religion: None for me, thank you :)

Zodiac Sign: Pure Pisces, Baby!!!

Smoke / Drink: Yes, Please!

Children: Someday, Absolutely!

Education: I've done me some book lernin'

Occupation: Executer of Menial Tasks, and AJ's Full-Time Woman ;) ♥"There is no terror in the bang, only in the anticipation of it" --Alfred Hitchcock

Female
25
Somewhere In,
Virginia

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Angela's Latest Blog Entries

Marks of the Beast (view more) ⇐ New!

Attention Ladies: SIT THE FUCK DOWN!! (view more)

How should I apply scripture to my everyday life? (view more)

Acoustic Teardrop (view more)

I Can Fly (view more)

Punched--nuff said (view more)

A little About Me

Every day I become more and more aware that there are things I am not yet aware of....

I believe life is a perpetual journey, and that it can take you places you've never imagined if you simply let it. Yet you control the path you go down, and there are billions to choose from. You are a product of your decisions, not just of your circumstances. One's whole life is made up of a combination of the two. It's a beautiful thing!! You may ask me anything, yet I think to get to know someone you just have to sit back and listen to where a person has been, what experiences they've undertaken, and how they have reacted to those experiences. That's what a person is really comprised of.

"Experience is not what happens to you. It's what you do with what happens to you." ~Aldous Huxley

To add me or send a message, the contact buttons are just below (above the dancer)

Who I'd Like To Meet

I would like to meet anyone whom I can learn from and who facilitates higher thought in those around them, people who don't take themselves so seriously to the point of being obnoxious, individuals that know how to have fun, and anyone that can put up with my bullshit.

I've met the most important person already, Anh-John (a.k.a. AJ, BFD, TDA)

My Future Hubby...

Time For MGTV!



Video Playlist:

1) Blaupunkt Commercial: Humpers!

2) A Perfect Circle: Counting Bodies Like Sheep

3) Rabbit In The Moon: A Gorgeous Performance

4) Urban Climbing/Parkour Master

5) More To Come

6) More To Come

Have a beautiful day!!

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My Blog

Marks of the Beast

--666 Number of the Beast --668 Neighbor of the Beast --660 Approximate number of the Beast --DCLXVI Roman numeral of the Beast --666.0000 Number of the High Precision Beast --0.666 Number of the Mill...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Sep 2009 13:03:00 GMT

Attention Ladies: SIT THE FUCK DOWN!!

This has been a long time coming... it has pissed me off for AGES.  Here goes. Ladies, Listen Up! Next time you use a public bathroom, do us all a favor... stop being a pussy and sit on the fuckin sea...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Aug 2009 19:22:00 GMT

How should I apply scripture to my everyday life?

Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination accor...
Posted by on Sun, 31 May 2009 00:11:00 GMT

Acoustic Teardrop

Newton Faulkner performs Massive Attack's "Teardrop"
Posted by on Sat, 14 Feb 2009 15:44:00 GMT

I Can Fly

I chose to wander by Bethlehem Hospital; partly, because it lay on my road round to Westminster; partly, because I had a fancy in my head which could be best pursued within sight of its walls. An...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Sep 2008 02:50:00 GMT

Punched--nuff said


Posted by on Sat, 05 Jul 2008 22:32:00 GMT

HLS=Animal Cruelty

Huntingdon Life Sciences(HLS) is the world's second largest animal testing laboratory. HLS operates three testing centers: one in East Millstone New Jersey, USA and two in England. HLS has become syna...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Jul 2008 07:53:00 GMT

An Apple A Day......

An apple a day will keep ANYONE away if you throw it hard enough!
Posted by on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 08:54:00 GMT

My boyfriend says I clean too much

What man would complain about that??!! Hehehehe. Most men would love a woman who made it a point to always keep things sparkling clean, and all the laundry clean and available at all times! :) It'...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 12:34:00 GMT

Pet Diaries

Excerpts from a Dog's Diary 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing! 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing! 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing! 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My fa...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 05:07:00 GMT