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Andrew

Standard Deviant, Common Denominator

About Me



Easygoing, irreverent eccentric bearcub-kinda guy, looking for buddies, workout partners, dates, or that just-great-enough guy for the long haul.
Give me your nerd underground, your media-&-arts-obsessed, your sharp turn-of-phrase both above and mired in dick humor. Give me your engineer-cum-redneck building robots in his garage, your natural philosopher tracking animals out on the frontier. Give me your Wilde, Palahniuk, Sedaris, John Waters, yearning to ...um, drink... for free.
Can babble for hours about human behavior and how evolution made us this way, but I will usually try to make you laugh with my dorky cynic NPR-meets-PBR attitude instead.
Sense of humor ranges from artful to gutter to stoopid to snark.
I'm your basic white-trash-done-good guy, about to take off for the stars. Who's with me?

My Interests

computational linguistics (semantics, spam filters, speech recognition, the structure of narratives), hybrid theories, hybrid engines, faulty voting machines, paranoid androids, tattooed "dirt fags", velorutionaries, and people who transform the science world into works of art.

I'd like to meet:

Everyman's Library Pocket Poets. That McSweeney guy.

Music:

Haven't been keeping up with it lately, but -
in the past couple years:
Arcade Fire, Iron and Wine, Interpol, Junior Senior, Amon Tobin.

Forever:
Air, Built to Spill, Caribou, Neutral Milk Hotel, Nina Simone, P.J. Harvey, Tom Waits.

Movies:

The Royal Tenenbaums, Female Trouble.
Zombies, robots, time travel, and anything on its opening weekend (even if it sucks, the audience is always great.)

Television:

Battlestar Galactica, Weeds, Boingboing.net, Slashdot, LinguistList... is there anyone who doesn't read Craigslist?

Books:

Fiction:
queer monkey-wrenching Chuck Palahniuk;
epic-tone-poem Invisible Cities,
heartbreaking The Unbearable Lightness of Being,
and (my tattoo inspiration) labyrinthine The Name of the Rose;
outrageous Geek Love;
dreamy To The Lighthouse;
inspiring Blue Mars.

Nonfic: broad-scope popscience like The Moral Animal, Nonzero, The Language Instinct, The Adapted Mind: Evolutionary Psychology and the Generation of Culture, Consilience, and all the others.

Handy: the Perl Cookbook, Make magazine, and every issue of the Farmer's Almanac.
(That's right, I can tell time on a clear night.)

Heroes:

Alan Turing, Linus Pauling, Steven Pinker, Kim Stanley Robinson, and my uncle, the space-age NASA engineer who worked at Mission Control on the Apollo missions in the 1960s. Far out!

My Blog

finally, one of those quizzes I could tolerate

...which science fiction writer are you? ..>..I am:Ayn Rand (Alissa Rosenbaum)This charismatic cult leader occasionally used science fiction as one of her recruiting tools for new converts...>Oh the D...
Posted by Andrew on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 06:56:00 PST