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About Me

.. partyYour face is as beautiful as the sun but not so yellow. Because of this, you despise when an opponent looks into your eyes with the hope of sapping your beauty. Your La Guillotina is an answer to any enemigo who dreams of being as guapo and loved by men and women from everywhere. Once you have your limpish foe in a sleeper hold, which is as fiece as a jackyl and as deadly as a lightning bolt from Apollo, you drop the body and wrap your legs, which are like large snakes made from the finest marble in the world, around the body of your opponent. You have never killed with this move but you have made women propose marriage.

My Interests

Sorry I'm late. I just got done taming a wild honeymoon stallion for you

I'd like to meet:

some cougars aka rich and single older babes. im talking like 30's 40's, some real yummy mummies. OH YEA!

Music:

The WU (theRZA aka prince Rakim, theGZA aka Genius, M.E.T.H.O.D MAN, raekwon, ghostface killa, U-God, Master killa, inspectah Deck and the ODB aka dirt McGirt) Del, Jedi mind, lotus, 7L and esoteric, sts9, 311, the shins, elliot smith, scissor sisters, air, ooah, pink floyd, bassnectar, le tigre, Clapton, galactic, imortal technique, mos def, vibesquad, dan the automater, the dead, almond brothers, the cars, zilla, beastie boys, jonny cash, o-zone, peaches its all good shit.

Movies:

requiem, seven, baraka, half baked, donny darko, animal house, trainspotting, breaking 2, FSU, hackers, red dawn, fast times at ridgemont high, the wall, pulp fiction, big labowski, way of the gun, texas chainsaw, wet hot american summer.

Television:

famly guy, sealab 2021, home movies, iron chef, Most eXtreem elimination Chalange, nip tuck, that old lady that gives sex advice and other crap like that!

Heroes:

Chuck Norris Top Ten Chuck Norris Facts1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.3. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.4. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.5. If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.6. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.7. Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting implies the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.8. Chuck Norris' blood type is AK+. Ass-Kicking Positive. It is compatible only with heavy construction equipment, tanks, and fighter jets.9. Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.10. In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.11. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.