I'm not here, I've gone out to look for myself. If I come back before I return, please tell me to wait........
Actually, I'm still here. I'm in the shadowed corner sitting, watching, waiting. I'm comfortably quiet with a kung fu punch of humor when the moments right. I don't have too many fellows or friends. Kind of distant......like I'm not even here. Two steps back in a crowded room of people, the room expands the distance my mind will wander my footsteps, as no one notices.........until needed.
But I am here.
I am Ralph,
Hello!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Ratt Dawg Ralph
Birthday: The day after yesterday!
Birthplace: First door to the left
Current Location: My four cornered room
Eye Color: Black with white frames
Hair Color: Blackish black
Height: 5'7"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Both work perfectly fine!
Your Heritage: The Human Rage
The Shoes You Wore Today: Dirty black Converse
Your Weakness: Chocolate........ I'll do Anything for chocolate!
Your Fears: Repetition & Cycle........ Break the Cycle!!!
Your Perfect Pizza: Chicken & Chilli
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Pay off them damn credit cards!!!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: poop
Thoughts First Waking Up: Snooze Button! Gotta find the Snooze Button!
Your Best Physical Feature: My sexy hairy toes!
Your Bedtime: When I lose interest.
Your Most Missed Memory: Too many good times.... too many missed memories!
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi!
MacDonalds or Burger King: Booger King!
Single or Group Dates: I'll take both please! To go!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Arizona!
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate........Mmmmmm, chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Frappuccino!
Do you Smoke: Outta my ass after a heavy meal!
Do you Swear: No! I Curse!
Do you Sing: Very badly and very proud of it!
Do you Shower Daily: When I start itching.... its time t shower!
Have you Been in Love: I love Chocolate???
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that!
Do you want to get Married: No! But some day I'll give in! :-(
Do you belive in yourself: I'm the star of this episode!
Do you get Motion Sickness: 10 tequila...floor!
Do you think you are Attractive: I'm too sexy for this survey!
Are you a Health Freak: Only when I feel unhealthy!
Do you get along with your Parents: My parents are cool Peeps
Do you like Thunderstorms: Only the ones on T.V.
Do you play an Instrument: My guitars on dust patrol!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Hicc-up!
In the past month have you Smoked: Nope!
In the past month have you been on : a caffeine high? Yes!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: I go on many dates with ..........myself!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Saving my money to pay off them dang credit cards!!!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Uh Oh Oreos! My Favorite! Yellow outside, Chocolate inside...Mmmmm
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Naw! I'm single!
In the past month have you been on Stage: Naw, but I've sat next to one tossin dollars upon it!
In the past month have you been Dumped: I take a dump about almost everyday! Sometimes twice!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Skinny Dipping in the shower is loads of fun!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Naw, my looting days are over , I have a job now!
Ever been Drunk: I'm a social drinker! Not an alcoholic! Alcoholics got to go to them damn meetings!
Ever been called a Tease: Naw, just Creepy!
Ever been Beaten up: I beat mysel...........uh, er........never mind!
Ever Shoplifted: Beer Runs Galore!
How do you want to Die: With a Smile!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A Kid!
What country would you most like to Visit: India, I hear the have a rat temple! Praise the Rat God!!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Same as mine!
Favourite Hair Color: Anything but grey!
Short or Long Hair: Short is sexy, long is attractive!
Height: Bout my height!
Weight: Anything but over!
Best Clothing Style: Different!
Number of I have taken: Sometimes I go #1, sometimes I go #2!
Number of CDs I own: Too many too count!
Number of Piercings: A closed up left ear piercing
Number of Tattoos: One big cheezy one!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I regret that I regret regretting!
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Story of my Life - 2002
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