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A little about me - I'm 28 years old and still trying to figure out my place and purpose here, though I do know I am a full time smart ass and pain in the ass. When it comes to dating, what most guys don't even give me a chance to tell them is that I'm looking to date very casually - sure I have a child, but I don't want the guy very involved with my daughter, if at all, until the relationship is very serious. I love my daughter more than anything in the world, she is my everything, my one true happiness. But if you can't deal with that, get lost, seriously, I mean it. I am a very open, honest and trustworthy person. I am extremely loyal to those I care about most - my family and friends. I'd defend each and every single one of them. I can be the nicest person in the world, until you piss me off. Then I can definitely be a raging bitch. Not always, but can be. I have a tendency to believe in an eye for an eye. I am not the most creative person when it comes to thinking of ideas for places to go, things to do, but I'm up for most anything suggested. I have a good sense of humor, though it is a bit odd at times. And I'm a total clown, when I'm feeling goofy. Which, 99% of the time when I open my mouth or am awake, I am (unless I'm pissed off or moody...that's the other 1%). I'll make an ass of myself, guaranteed. But it's all in good fun, I love to make people laugh. I pick on almost everyone I know, a lot. So take it as a sign of affection, or something like that, if I happen to pick on you too much. And I'm completely insane, if you haven't picked up on that, but it's all good. It keeps things interesting.... most of the time. But trust me, either way, you'll either love me or hate me. But most people love me.... Cuz I'm a good fuckin' person dammit!! =o) So what if ..This profile was edited with MySpace Profile Editor MySpace Profile Editor
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My daughter, spending time with friends, music, drinking, chillin', billiards, TV, video games, thunderstorms, tornadoes, people who don't suck (well, you know what I mean), hiking, biking, working out and plenty of other stuff. Whatever strikes my mood... Just ask me...

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I'd like to meet:

I'd love to find some real people, I've got a bunch of great friends, but I could always use more. =o) Ones that are honest, true to themselves and others, and have the ability to see life beyond their own wants. And I'm shopping for a new bitch - now accepting applications. LOL!! I'm only half kidding. But don't even bother talking to me if you plan on playing bullshit games, I don't have time for it.
Your Seduction Style: Sweet Talker
Your seduction technique can be summed up with "charm"
You know that if you have the chance to talk to someone...
Well, you won't be talking for long! ;-)

You're great at telling potential lovers what they want to hear.
Partially, because you're a great reflective listener and good at complementing.
The other part of your formula? Focusing your conversation completely on the other person.

Your "sweet talking" ways have taken you far in romance - and in life.
You can finess your way through any difficult situation, with a smile on your face.
Speeding tickets, job interviews... bring it on! You truly live a *charmed life* What Kind of Seducer Are You?

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Music:

Listen to my ever changing playlist, you'll see the variety, but here's a list of the ones off the top of my head. Mudvayne, Godsmack, Disturbed, Staind, Breaking Benjamin, Tool, Korn, Taproot, A Perfect Circle, System of a Down, Static X, Sevendust, Rage Against the Machine, Rise Against, 30 Seconds to Mars, Muse, Death Cab for Cutie, White Zombie, Rob Zombie, Powerman 5000, Fuel, Eminem, The Fugees, Black Eyed Peas, Sum 41, Trapt, Slipknot, AC/DC, Metallica, Nine Inch Nails, 10 Years, Chevelle, Default, Cold, Audioslave, Soundgarden, Fallout Boy, Crossfade, Three Days Grace, Nickelback, Evanescence, Bob Marley and the Wailers, Hendrix, Pink Floyd, Janis Joplin, Led Zeppelin, Steve Miller Band, some rap and r&b, some more old shit, some more new shit, some ska, some punk, very little country, but tons more

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Movies:

Comedies and horror flicks, not normally into the chick flick or sappy dramas, NO THANK YOU. A few of my favs - Office Space, Super Troopers, Bruce Almighty, Can't Hardly Wait, Saving Silverman, Anchorman, Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, 40 Year Old Virgin

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Television:

Has anybody else had enough of reality shows?? JEEZ. I like sitcoms/dramas and forensic shows mainly. If it's funny or intriguing, I'm down with it. I'm totally addicted to Scrubs (Dr. Cox is hysterical)!! I also watch a lot of The Family Guy, House, Men in Trees, What About Brian, The Simpsons. But I definitely don't like every sitcom/drama. Such as Desperate Housewives, Gilmore Girls, or the OC (haha, it got cancelled because I said it sucked). I mean come on, really now, can people actually pretend to be this dumb?? Or are they really just that dumb....

Heroes:

Dane Cook, for telling it like it is. And for being such a damn silly bitch. I'd punch every bee in the face to hang out with him. Though he's probably an ass face in real life.... And of course my parents, they have helped me out tremendously and I couldn't be more grateful.
You Are Heineken
You appreciate a good beer, but you're not a snob about it.
You like your beer mild and easy to drink, so you can concentrate on being drunk.
Overall, you're a friendly drunk who's likely to buy a whole round for your friends... many times.
Sometimes you can be a bit boring when you drink. You may be prone to go on about topics no one cares about. What's Your Beer Personality?

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jaimee
Birthday: November 29th, 1978
Birthplace: Winfield, IL at 6:55pm
Current Location: Aurora, CO
Eye Color: Hazel, but mainly green
Hair Color: Light golden blonde
Height: 5'0"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left handed baby, heeeeeeeell yeah!!
Your Heritage: Irish, Swedish, Cherokee Indian, British, Norwegian, Czechslovakian, Russian, and at least a few others!!
The Shoes You Wore Today: My black high heel work shoes, I need new fuckin' shoes
Your Weakness: LOL, I have a lot of those, but they all pertain to men - a nice smile, nice arms, nice ass, sense of humor, generosity, sincerity, brains, the list goes on and on. Oh, and sugar, I love me some sugar
Your Fears: I'm not very fond of the dark, I hate june bugs (with a passion), losing my daughter, and lonliness
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni, chicken alfredo (yes it's a pizza, Blackjack's)or supreme
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To find me's a sexy new bitch!! Haha
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: In an email, "LOL" or "that's ridiculous!!". I don't use instant messengers
Thoughts First Waking Up: Noooo, can't I just sleep a few minutes longer?? I was soooo comfortable!! (I am SO not a morning person, ask anyone who knows me well)
Your Best Physical Feature: My ass, eyes, or boobs. You be the judge
Your Bedtime: That varies significantly. Between 11:30pm and 3:00am on the weekdays, between 12am and 5am on the weekends
Your Most Missed Memory: Hanging out with Katie, being carefree and young WITHOUT RESPONSIBILITIES!! Amoungst LOTS of other stuff
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi, but I very rarely drink caffeinated drinks anymore
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King, McDonalds is gross (well, they both are, but if I had to choose) PS - It's McDonalds, jackass...
Single or Group Dates: Single is better, but either works
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: No thanks, I frickin' hate ice tea of any kind
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate, though I'm not one of those girls who practically orgasm over chocolate, it's just ok
Cappuccino or Coffee: I don't drink coffee at all. I CAN'T STAND the taste (part of the like 1% of the adult population that doesn't, I'm sure)
Do you Smoke: I don't consider myself a smoker... but that doesn't mean I don't smoke
Do you Swear: Hahahaha, yes, but I'm working on it, I'm getting considerably better, honestly!! Some days are better than others...
Do you Sing: In my car or when I'm home alone, yes. Sometimes just to laugh at myself
Do you Shower Daily: Yup
Have you Been in Love: Yup
Do you want to go to College: Already did that, graduated with honors. I don't think I'd go back for a Masters or anything, but ya never know
Do you want to get Married: Already been down that road too....though I'd most likely do it again, if I ever find that special someone
Do you belive in yourself: Yes, most of the time. But I'm realistic. I know my strengths and weaknesses
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not really, every once in a great while
Do you think you are Attractive: Most of the time, yes
Are you a Health Freak: I try to eat healthy a lot of the time, and I normally work out 6 days a week, I just have moments of weakness
Do you get along with your Parents: My dad, almost always, my mom... we don't always see eye to eye, but overall we do get along
Do you like Thunderstorms: ABSOLUTELY LOVE THEM!!!!
Do you play an Instrument: Not presently no - I used to play the violin, and before that the flute, and a little piano
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Take a wild guess.....
In the past month have you Smoked: Yeah, not a lot, but enough cigarettes to count
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Unfortunately no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Blech, yes.....
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: NO!! LOL
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Nope, I'm not big on sushi
In the past month have you been on Stage: No, I'm not an actress, and don't want to be
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No, that sounds fun though ;)
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No, come on now
Ever been Drunk: LOL, who hasn't!?!?
Ever been called a Tease: Plenty of times. Haha!! It's a skill baby ;)
Ever been Beaten up: By my brother when we were younger, but we both beat the crap out of each other - outside of that, no
Ever Shoplifted: Yes, back in elementary school and high school. I was a total klepto in elementary school!!
How do you want to Die: Quietly and without pain, with my loved ones there so I can say goodbye and tell them how much I love them and not to be sad
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I don't think I'll ever be grown up =o) J/K. I'm not sure really. Initially I would have liked to be a psychiatrist, archeologist or CAD operator, now I would say something with animals or forensics, but I don't foresee any of those happening
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland, hands down
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Hazel, green, or blue
Favourite Hair Color: Brown, Dark Brown, or Black
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: As long as they are at least 6 inches taller than me (and that's not hard), it's all good baby
Weight: Depends on the height of the guy, medium build is good, muscular, not too skinny
Best Clothing Style: As long as it shows off a nice ass and chest, and they don't look like a jackass, they can wear whatever
Number of Drugs I have taken: Recently - 0, In your past, not like it matters, but prefer not many if any
Number of CDs I own: As many as you want baby, lol, as long as they don't suck
Number of Piercings: 0 - a few
Number of Tattoos: A few
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0!!!!!!!!!!!! Live life without regrets - mistakes are learning experiences!!!!
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Bastard coated bastards with bastard filling

Seriously, what IS with people lately?? There's no sense of common courtesy for fellow man anymore, and it's PISSING ME THE HELL OFF!!!! I just don't get it. Sometimes even friends are doing it too, b...
Posted by WTF on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 12:00:00 PST

Xanga

Bleeeeech, Xanga sucks. I went ahead and was checking it out. Although you can look at people in the Denver, Boulder, etc. area - you have to scroll through literally thousands of people, with no sear...
Posted by WTF on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 04:48:00 PST

My oh so interesting survey

  Read my survey, if you so desire. It's embedded in my page, on the left hand side. Sorry, boredom causes me to do very bad things. LOL. I didn't mean it like that...or did I??  Yeah, I'm w...
Posted by WTF on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 10:42:00 PST

....Now I remember

  Now I remember why I don't like living in apartments..... Eh, technically this is a condo, but I've got neighbors on all sides of me. My upstairs neighbor is a noisy son of a bitch. I don't kno...
Posted by WTF on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 08:04:00 PST

Ode to my mom

Ok, so an ode is more or less a poem. But whateva, that's not what this is. I'm making my own rules. I didn't want to call it "props to my mama" cuz that's just lame, so that's not my title. Ode to my...
Posted by WTF on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 09:25:00 PST

********Voided**********

I was going to post a whole long, ranting and venting blog. But I have since decided against it. (It's still a bit of a venting blog, but not as specific as the other one was) Seems life is trying to ...
Posted by WTF on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 01:40:00 PST

To those Guys, GET OVER YOURSELVES!!

  If I ask you to "add me" as a friend, take it as just that. I either thought you were cute, or I liked your profile, or both. I'm not trying to do anything more than talk and be friendly. ...
Posted by WTF on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 08:50:00 PST

Sloganize yourself

Like this one. Go to the website below and put in your name, then hit "sloganize". Check out some of my fav's for my name. HAHA!! www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi 1. Don't live a little, live a Jaim...
Posted by WTF on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 11:32:00 PST

Read me...NOW

I'm into astrological signs and really feel that your birthday/birth month define a lot about the personality you have. Read about your birth month below. Some of it is a crock, but you'll find a lot ...
Posted by WTF on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 09:43:00 PST

So there bitches!!

  I removed my picture from ranking. I know I'm a hotty and don't need whoever is deciding to rank me as 5's to make me look like a schmuck. Sorry I'm not a HO and showing you tons of skin, I sav...
Posted by WTF on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 11:31:00 PST