Welcome to Zach Luffman… I’m 19* yrs old and live in WilCo NC. I attend Wilkes Community College and will transfer somewhere else in the fall of... '07* haha. I’ve killed a bear with my bear hands and I also shot the sheriff. I love lamp and I love scotch… scotch, scotch, scotch, there it goes, down into my belly. My parents cloned my twin and I’ve got scar tissue that I wish u saw. I directed the Lebron James commercials and last year I killed bill. I can believe it's not butter and I killed 1 bird with 2 stones. I’ve counted to infinity… twice. I like to pretend I play the guitar like a mother fucking riot and I read Ebony magazine. I can dodge a wrench but I can’t dodge a ball. I turned down a roll in Laguna Beach and I robbed a jewelry store and told em make me a grill. And I framed Matt Daye but don’t tell the judge.
My chain also hangs low and is platinum, not gold. I can tie it in a knot but unfortunately not in a bow. I started the war in Israel and Hezbollah stands for "zL warrior face" in Spanish. I'm rich bitch and a penny saved is a penny I’ve wasted to much fuckin time worrying about. Chuck Norris was my understudy. Country music makes me constipated. I don't point to my wrist when I ask what time it is, but I do point to my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is. I was emo for a while, until I ran out of eyeliner... Now I'm a ninja. I lied about truthiness. I left Rehab b/c I'm not a quitter. I French kissed Kelly Kapowski. I would do me. My car's Indian name is Grand Cherokee Laredo; its English name is Craig. Meet me in the MySpace, it's goin down, meet me in the Facebook, it's goin down, meet me in the aim, it's goin down -- SkyViewPimp...
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