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alpha dog

stomp the yard bitch

About Me

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i'm super cool, i make stupid jokes, i can totally pass for a black person. i tan like a crazy mexican. i'm allergic to everything. i always make fun of people. i'm really mean in the morning. i sound like i'm 5. i could pass as a sophmore. i curse like a fucking sailor. i love the summer. i hate the winter. i like watching movies. i love chicken. i tend to be sarcastic. i like to be realistic. i could rap like a tru playa. i could burp on command. i like to drink. i hate people that smoke. i love my friends. i love to shop. i like watching t.v. and sleeping. i love money! i like to drink flavored drinks! i have the worst luck when it comes to school! i tend to put "!" after things i write. i like looking at electronics. i love dogs. i write like crap. i scribble over things. i like to count my money. i like to dream! i could stay up crazy late. i don't like when people don't get my sacrasm. i tend to offend people. i can't live without my cellphone. i could pull off being gangsta and i'm crazy good at it na mean? i not very smart. i could talk to anyone, except if your dumber than me.i love french, i like to pretend that i could speak french fluently, i like to skip, i like to dance around in my room, i love soccer i can't wait for euro 2008 and world cup 2010, i love traveling, i love the carribean, i like eatting fruits, i like the smell of sharpies, i like to twirl my hair, i pace when i'm nervous or bored, i can't sit still, i sleep all over my bed, i like to paint my nails and pick it off, i like sunglasses, i love flip-flops, i hate rodents they make me cry, i like taking pictures of random people and things, i like to daydream and laugh about it by myself, i like watching movies, i like being alone sometimes, i like to be obnoxious, i like meeting new cool people, i like inside jokes, if i hate you i will forever hate you, i love my ipodizzo, i like reading magazines to keep up on my current "entertainment" events, i like chewing gum, i like watching youtube, i'm asian and i'm crazy self-centered cuz i wrote all this crap about myself and every sentence starts with I! holla!.. width="425" height="350" ..

My Interests

MONEY MAKES THE WORLD GO AROUND N AROUND AND AROUND

I'd like to meet:

david beckham, wayne rooney, channing tatum, a lion, a dolphin, a elephant, ludacris, ben sherman, rondaldinho, kaka, lahm, rio ferdinand, justin timberlake, a dinosaur,pharell williams,jessica alba,c.ronaldo, zidane, owen hargreaves, michael owen, brad pitt, a gangsta, einstein, bill gates, a hot british bloke!!=)

Music:

kanye west, backstreet boys, spice girls, N.E.R.D. ,lil' Jon, jay-z, anberlin,dashboard, beatles, bob segar, danity kane, motion city soundtrack, bon jovi, justin timberlake, snoop, blink 182, beyonce, houston calls, nelly, black eye peas,pharell, justin timerlake, maroon 5, jojo, the fray

Movies:

titanic, lion king, the notebook, love actually, texas chainsaw massacre, the little mermaid, spider-man, ice age, fast and the furious ( II), oceans eleven, x-men, step up, she's the man,bend it like beckham

Television:

one tree hill, snl, america's next top model, best week ever, i love the 90s, full house, gilmore girls, grounded for life, what i like about you, whose line is it anyway, my super sweet 16, laguna beach, 8 simple rules, disney channel,made, the hills, WILD n OUT, telemundo channeling surfing

Books:

i'm dyslexic