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Myke

About Me

I play bass in an extremely smooth way like not many have heard before.
You Are Rowlf the Dog
Mellow and serious, you enjoy time alone cultivating your talents.
You're a cool dog, and you always present a relaxed vibe.
A talented pianist, you can play almost anything - especially songs by Beethoven.
"My bark is worse than my bite, and my piano playing beats 'em both." The Muppet Personality Test

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Latoya Jackson - to ask her why she hasnt gotten her face work done with the same person that did Janet's face work.Soma - To have a cup of tea, and the most fantastic blunt ever rolled.Erykah Badu - Just to chill, and see what kinda music she listens to. ...Also, in small hopes that she will slip up and I get to see what her real hair looks like.An Alien - I have this plan that if I ever get abducted, before they get to probin, I'll karate chop them in their necks then steal the UFO. Maybe it will have Autopilot, and I can go back to the alien planet. That would be hot...but then again, when I got there, landed, got off the ship, and all the other aliens saw that I was an alien, they would probably trip out and put me in the alien area 51 to dissect me in hopes of figuring out why I was smart enough to hijack the ufo that abducted me.

My Blog

Life Lessons Learned as a Steelhead.

 by Myke Patterson1. On sunny days you pack the truck up.  On rainy days you pack the truck faster because everything is either wood or will rust.2. People will ask you your opinion for something even...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Dec 2009 10:28:00 GMT

adventures in the titty bar

Dude 1: Never seen you up in here before. Which one you fuckin?Dude 2: What? Oh Im here to see White Chocolate.Dude 1: Oh thats a bad ass bitch right there... *White Chocolate to the stage*Dude 1: mm ...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Dec 2009 19:40:00 GMT

ah.

*phone ringing*??: Hello?me: Hello, is James Coviak available???: Yes, who is calling?me: Im sorry, I cannot tell you... Its a surprise.??: oh, ok. One minute.*on hold*JC: Hi, this is Jim Coviak.me: I...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Dec 2009 08:14:00 GMT

donk? as in donkey? and you are ok with that??

Loreal has been calling me a whole lot lately. When I say a whole lot what I mean is this father fucker has been calling me at least 4 times day. She'll call thrice back to back, then call later on in...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Nov 2009 04:36:00 GMT

its invention time.

i quit my band because the drummer wont practice on his own.  i suppose im a little bit sad about it, but when the person who is clearly the weak link wont do anything to change that then its time to ...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Nov 2009 20:17:00 GMT

best line ever in a rap song.

 "Life isnt a bitch, she's a beautiful woman. You only call her a bitch cuz she wouldnt let you get that pussy."  ~ Aesop Rock
Posted by on Wed, 18 Nov 2009 20:00:00 GMT

How to make a conversation mad awkward in less than 20 words.

Me: "Hey, you! I havent seen you in ages."Marae: "Oh mah gawd, Myke Patterson!! How have you been?"Me: "I've been good. Whats new with you?"Marae: "Not too much.. Im married now... but I wish it had b...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Nov 2009 17:04:00 GMT

Bad assed Rodney Holmes


Posted by on Thu, 05 Nov 2009 20:22:00 GMT

todays events:

woke up with a monster hickey on my neck.drove home, but on the way was cut off by some mark ass bitch in a gold taurus which caused me to almost flip the explorer which would have collided with a fuc...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:05:00 GMT

the dude strikes again...

Dude: ay yo Myke, whats good, baby?Me: Um... Im cool.. whats up with you?.. Exploring your inner blackness?Dude: Aw baby, dont be like that... I always talk like this.Me: ...no you dont.. Dude: Ok, fi...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Oct 2009 15:48:00 GMT