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About Me





Michael here would like you to understand that there is no way in hell (or heaven, or pugatory, or enlightenment, or nirvana...where ever you plan on trying to make it) that you will begin to understand this person or any other person, by the reading of a 1500 word essay. Think of this as a sort of disclaimer to prevent any sort of government or lawful intervention. I am in no way reponsible for you thinking that one can be labeled by a mini-biography that probably mostly consists of unrealistic material (remember, that this profile was written by Michael and although he may be the greatest item to ever walk this planet and possibly this individual plane of existence, he is still going to do his best to fool you into thinking that he is the "shizznit"....as will EVERY SINGLE person on myspace) So go ahead and enjoy your stay, but be cautious. This information may be slightly faulty at best. But hey...Michael is a really great guy. If you'd like to know him for the real deal, the supremo...then im sure he'd be more than willing to sit down with you, have a cup of tea, and talk of pleasures past. Not to be forgotton, Michael also enjoys jokes of every kind...particularly those dealing with the verbal bashing of ethnicity, culture, race, religion, or anything else that could remotely be considered "below the belt." That being said (and i must applaud you for your generosity with time) the following is a very serious issue needing to be delt with:How are a bucket of lobsters the same as a group of 10 china-men getting run over by a steam roller? They're both crustaceans (crushed-asians). Some of you will get it soon. But you have to admit, that was a good one.
More facts for FAQs:
-Michael is built of and about sarcasm, it is his ethynol (if he were an "alternative-fuel vehicle")
-Although he consists of sarcasm and thoroughly loves a quality comedy, Michael will probably laugh quite a bit louder at a gruesome horror cinematic feature or even an event where one is injured and made a fool of
-Michael enjoys the company of fakes, fonies, and false freeloaders...except for the fact that he hates them
-Michael used to be a large child while attending the fifth (5th) and sixth (6th) grades in San Antonio, he apologizes to anyone who was associated with him at the time
-Michael has an LG phone but wishes he had a Helio
-He enjoys the taste and benifits of Green Tea with Gensing
-Michael, ironically, declares "undeclared" as far as political party affiliations are concerned
-Michael feels that George W. Bush has some, many, flaws (as well as benifits).... he wishes to note that linguistic skills are not of the afformentioned
-Michael thought that the 10/04/06 Mastodon show in Austin was utterly mindblowing, and that you should have been there
-He also feels that you should envy the fact that he had the honor and glory of meeting Mastodon drummer Brann, shaking his hand, and having his beige puma hat, with orange mesh, signed at the moment
-Michael knows that Taelor shares his enthusiasm...probably more than he
-Michael wishes that he had not been smoking for the last 6 (or so) years, and grows concerned of the fact that he occasionally coughs up blood
-He, in fact, tries not to promote smoking
-Michael was a substitute teacher for a time, he was temporarily declared legally insane
-Michael also enjoyed the 2005 Slipknot show in San Antonio
-Michael has been attending college since 2003 and wishes he knew what major to pick
-Michael could be construed as a dork due to the fact that he has the DC Comics logo tattoo'd on his left calf, and an alien on his back.
-He retains the defense that they were government sanctioned implants
-Michael is pro-ninja (support the cause)
-Michael has many events in life that he wishes posessed alternate outcomes, but still tries to live life by "no regrets" (quote robbie williams)
-Michael, for a brief time, was involved in the creation of a short clip comic series known only as "Tight Corner". This was done in conjuntion with old friend Alan Ferguson in the grade of 5. It was good, you should have been there.
-Michael wishes he and old friend Alan would've stayed best friends, but realizes that fate is, shall we say "a cruel ass" and is in existence mostly to kick you in and around the testicular region
-Although Michael loves tea (mostly for taste and health benifits) he feels that certain sodas are underrated such as rasberry DrPepper and Vault soda
-Michael spends much of his time with long time friend and companion PS2 (and also with his runner up friend: his 3.3gHz desktop pc, with 160gbHD and ATI Radeon graphics card)
-Michael has approx 50 juegos for his PS2: such as silent hill, metal gear solid 2: substance, tak and the power of juju, Kingdom Hearts, and Final Fantasy
-Michael believes that Kingdom Hearts 1 and 2 were two of the greatest games in the existence of the 4th dimension
-Michael is infact 'white and nerdy' because: his action figures are "cherry", Stephen Hawking is IN FACT in his library, he does collect xmen comics, and he cant decide between either kirk or Picard
-Michael works about 50 hours a week (8am to 5pm), goes to school, but yet refuses to manage his time better and lay dormant for more than 5 hours per nitefall
-Michael used to have long hair which he put in a pony tail (could also be spelled 'tale' referring to a narrative)
-Michael once set a large field aflame in the 6th grade, this knowledge is virtually nonexistent to the public with the exception of he and his former neighbor
-Michael misses Steve and wishes he wasnt dead, so they could still ride the bus together like in first grade
-Michael feels bad for the horrific fall of the Blue Blazer (aka Owen Hart)...even though he gained laughter at the expense of Mr.Hart stating that "his nose blends in with his cheeks"
-"you told yer dad?!" is a code phrase
-Michael has comprehension of the spanish language beyond that of the average halfy...he just choses to use its power for evil. You have no choice
-Michael feels that "two to the chest, one to the head" is a safe way to live life
-Michael wishes that Robbie Williams, although of unorthodox taste, was bigger in the US
-Michael thinks that "Zelda: a link to the past" was one of the greatest snes juegos of all time
-Michael knows for a fact that Chuck Norris posseses absolutely too much ownage for one vessel (body) to handle and is suprised that Chuck has not imploded due to his own awesomness
-Michael is very particular about his CDs, DVDs, and PS2 discs...if they are harmed in any way, so shall be your fate
-Michael sometimes feels that he may still be in a dream or quite possibly a day dream while he operates in his day to day activities... this leads to the concern that he may be trying to microwave his left foot for breakfast, or drive his toilet to work.
-Michael enjoys reading and has many books on the subjects of history, the classics, political humor, social sciences, biology, theoretical physics, government conspiracies, mental consciencness, and superheroes).
-He is currently reading "Holy Blood, Holy Grail" but has shifted to "Time Travel in Einstein's Universe". He knows he should finish one before the other.
-Michael is....

My Interests


I'd like to meet:

Shrek, Donkey, and Puss in Boots ; Charles Darwin ; David Duchovny ; Steve Zissou ; Slinky Dog and Rex ; Jason Stathom ; Jesus Christ (the historically accurate character) ; Albert Einstein prefferably with the crazy hair ; Shakespeare (the group or individual depending on your standing) ; Robbie Williams ; Jack Skelington ; Nostradamus ; Michael Rosenbaum ; Troy Sanders b/c he's fucking awesome (and the rest of Mastodon) and the ATHF. Tommy the green ranger and Jason the red ranger from the days of old.....Nine Inch Nails - Survivalism

Music:

Music is everything. Im open minded to most tastes but pretty much any kind of rock: alternative, punk, indie-rock, and hard rock. Ive started to get more into Experimental/industrial/progressive rock. Bands and Musicians: Puscifer!, Foo Fighters, Nine Inch Nails, the Killers, 311, Blink 182, Robbie Williams (my personal hero, should be yours too), old Slipknot, Sugar ray, 3 Doors down, old korn, everclear, JOHNNY CASH, Alien Ant Farm, System of a Down, 3eb, Live, HIM, Coldplay, jack johnson, motion city soundtrack, James Blunt, Wallflowers, Mastodon, 30 Seconds to Mars, Franz, old Greenday, TOOL, A Perfect Circle, Mars Volta, Radiohead, Thom Yorke, The Verve, Zeppelin, The Beatles, Marilyn Manson, the Doors, Pink Floyd, Bush, Stabbing Westward, The Raconteurs, Incubus, Metallica, Stone Temple Pilots, Smashing Pumpkins, Mindless Self Indulgence, Rage Against the Machine, The Clash, Isis, Orgy, Verve Pipe, Skindred, Sublime, Primus, Rammstein, Zombie (white and Rob), Dragonforce, Filter, Flogging Molly, Hatebreed, Mushroomhead, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Paradigm Shift, Skinny Puppy, Type O Negative, Modest Mouse, DethKlok, Black Light Burns, Totimoshi, Portugal the Man, Fall of Troy, Sparta, Lamb of God, At the Drive In, Muse, Celldweller, Machine Head, Dropkick Murphy's, Mouth of the Architect

Movies:

Fight Club, Office Space, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy !!, Napolean Dynamite, Se7en, Saw, the Crow, Nightmare Before Christmas, The Omen, Evil Dead I and II, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (new and old), Constantine, Lord of the Rings trilogy, The Cell, Sleepy Hollow, The Ninth Gate, American Werewolf in Paris, Underworld, Ocean's Eleven, Dazed and Confuzed, The Emperor's New Groove, Men in Black 1 and 2, The Butterfly Effect, Spawn, Spawn the Animated Movies, Riddick, Toy Story 1 & 2, Shrek 1 & 2, A Bugs Life, Brother Bear, Finding Nemo, Pirates of the Caribbean 1 and 2, Boondock Saints, Starsky and Hutch, the Neverending Story, Airplane, the Princess Bride, Anchorman, Anger Managment, Scary Movie 1,2, and 3, American Pies, the entire Harry Potter collection, Wedding Singer, the Village, Lady in the Water, Lilo & Stitch, Resident Evil, Signs, the Grinch (new and old), Texas Chainsaw Massacre, I Robot, Robots, Dodgeball, all Rambos, Total Recall, Along Came Polly, Meet the Parents and Fockers, Eight Crazy Nights, King Kong, Dumb and Dumber, Halloween series, Harold and Kumar, From Hell, HellBoy, The Day After Tommorrow, Just Married, 10 Things i Hate About You, The Mask, The Grudge, Bad Boys, Bedazzled, Preditor 1 and 2, Ice Age, ET, Independence Day, War of the Worlds, Rush Hour (both), Event Horizon, Wizard of OZ, Terminator 1,2,& 3, Xmen (all of em), Spiderman 1&2, Superman 1, 2, and Superman Returns (i dont really count 3 & 4), Jeepers Creepers, Reign of Fire !!, the Hot Chick, Waiting, Boogyman, 40 Year Old Virgin, all Indiana Jones (cause its the manliest set ever made), Hostel, House of 1000 Corpses, ELF, the Highlander, the Mothman Prophecies, American History X, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Shaun of the Dead, Willow, the Hulk, Dawn of the Dead (land of the dead had exceptional suckage), Hook, 28 Days Later, Grease 1 and 2, Underworld, Kill Bill 1 and 2, Mortal Kombat movies, The Hills Have Eyes, Star Wars series including the Ewok movies, The Matrix movies, Team America, Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal, Red Dragon, Borat, Smokin' Aces, The Departed, 300

Books:

Calvin and Hobbes, anything Stephen Hawking, "Holy Blood Holy Grail", "Time Travel in Einstein's Universe", Comic Books and Graphic Novels (ex. Hellblazer, SupermanBatman storyline), "Jurrassic Park" and "the Lost World", "Beowulf", "The Secret History of the Freemasons", "Behold a Pale Horse", "You Are Being Lied To", "The Alphabet of Manliness"

Heroes:

The only role models you need

My Blog

time, i guess

no this isnt about God or anything...k This empty vessel you have given, false sails with no wind.You've bred me to hate everything,the places that ive been.Bestowed upon me such fruitful pleasur...
Posted by MicHaeL ..... on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 08:56:00 PST

ok, yea just for fun too

Fill this out 1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7. Describe me i...
Posted by MicHaeL ..... on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 10:37:00 PST

what does it matter now

This is another one, written a while back.  Its pretty self explainatory....nothing too difficult or anything of the sort.   What Does it Matter Now Though i would have given it all just to ...
Posted by MicHaeL ..... on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 11:04:00 PST

apology

Ok, so i took off a certain poem b/c i hurt someone.  Just for the record, i didnt have any intention of causing anyone pain with my poetry.  If you dont have any particular taste for m...
Posted by MicHaeL ..... on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 11:48:00 PST

.......................

Take my hand, and we'll soar through the skiesYour eyes are so trusting, no fear or question whyIm holding you near, as i have so dreamedYour hand on my cheek, perfection as it seemedYou give me your ...
Posted by MicHaeL ..... on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 02:15:00 PST

RIP Steve Babbey

If you knew Steve Babbey, then this might be of interest to you.  I know that everyone knows how he died so i didn't go into much detail about that.  I wrote this paper for my english ...
Posted by MicHaeL ..... on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 04:49:00 PST