This is the MySpace of Allie, Max, and Sarg. We are the coolest dogs in the world... or at least our Mommy and Daddy think so. This used to be just Max's MySpace cause he is the computer savvy one of the group, but Mommy was getting alot of shit from people about playing favorites. Here's a bit about each of us:
My name is Allie. I am a toy poodle. Don't let the name fool you, I am totally not a priss. I like to romp, play, and get dirty just like any other doggie. I try to be the leader of the pack, but it's hard when you are a girl. Yes, that means I get humped alot.
What is your name? Allie
What is your owner's name? Kristen and Chris
Do you have any nicknames? Allie Oop, Stinky, Shit breathe
Which breed are you? Toy Poodle
What is your birthday? October 21, 2003
Do you live with other animals? Yes, my brothers Max and Sarge. And my cousin Hartigan Meatwad Glusac. aka Kitty.
How much do you weigh? That's not an appropriate question for a girl to answer!
Are you neutered? Actually, spayed.
What is your favorite treat? Poo... and greenies. I'll bite you if you take my greenie!
What are you most afraid of? Loud noises, some big dogs
Do you like baths? YES! I prefer showers. I even jump in with mommy when she least expects it.
How much did you cost? Too much!
Where do you sleep? In bed with mommy and daddy.... on daddy's pillow. Or in my room.
What is your favorite toy? My Kong when it's filled with Peanut butter!
Do you like to watch TV? Sometimes. I have been known to stay up with daddy and watch the History Channel.
Do you do any tricks? Sit, sit up. I listen better than the other doggies.
Are you a social dog? Very much so. I love people!
Are you friendly? I think I am.
Do you like car rides? I sure do. I like to sit in mommy's lap and look around.
Do you get into stuff? Not so much.
Do you chase laser pointers? Hmmm.... Do I look like a cat??
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My name is Max. I am the coolest chihuahua in the whole world. I like going to the Bark Park and meeting other dogs. I don't like big dogs who mess with my big sister, Allie. I might be small, but I can still kick your ass!
What is your name? Max
What is your owner's name? Kristen and Chris
Do you have any nicknames? Maximus, Maxie, Maxamillion, Stinky,
Which breed are you? Chihuahua
What is your birthday? October 12, 2004
Do you live with other animals? Yes. Allie the poodle, my HUGE brother Sarge, and Hartigan the deadly to the touch Maine Coon cat. Hartigan is actually my cousin and will be moving out in a few months. :(
How much do you weigh? 5 lbs
Are you neutered? Si. Yo quiero my nuts.
What is your favorite treat? Greenies, pig ears, and people food
What are you most afraid of? Loud noises, some big dogs, and being alone
Do you like baths? NO!
How much did you cost? I was a rescue, so I was only $100.... but I was really sick so mommy and daddy had to pay the vet quite a bit to get me well.
Where do you sleep? In my bed, or my mommy and daddy's bed
What is your favorite toy? Bad Kitty, my squeaky fish, Kong, or Elephante
Do you like to watch TV? Not really. I just fall asleep
Do you do any tricks? I can sit, speak, and fetch.
Are you a social dog? Yes, very much so.
Are you friendly? To friendly people and animals, yes.
Do you like car rides? If I can sit on my mommy's lap, I like them.
Do you get into stuff? all the time.
Do you chase laser pointers? not so much...
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My name is Sarge. I am a meatheaded Pit Bull. I have had a rough couple of years, but I am home to stay now. My Aunt Lauren found me roaming the rough streets of Denton and brought me to stay with mommy and daddy. Mommy and daddy kept me for a few months and found me a new home with a guy named Luke. Well, after 8 months Luke can't keep me anymore cause he moved.... so I am back with Mommy and Daddy and they said they are keeping me forever! That makes me excited cause I really missed them.
What is your name? Sarge
What is your owner's name? Kristen and Chris
Do you have any nicknames? Meathead, Sgt. Stinky, Sgt Big Balls... but not anymore :(
Which breed are you? Pit Bull
What is your birthday? I am not sure. But I am about 2 years old now.
Do you live with other animals? My sister and brother... Max and Allie. And this silly little cat that I want to eat, but mommy won't let me.
How much do you weigh? Alot!
Are you neutered? That's a sore subject.
What is your favorite treat? Kittens, small children, and circus midgets. And the occasional old person.
What are you most afraid of? Cats, and being alone
Do you like baths? Not so much.
How much did you cost? I was free!
Where do you sleep? In my kennel. Or sometimes in bed with mom and dad... but I am so big it's like having a 3some mommy says.
What is your favorite toy? ANything I can throw in the air.
Do you like to watch TV? No, I would rather sleep!
Do you do any tricks? I can sit, and stay. We are working on some more.
Are you a social dog? Kinda. I like people, but I am not sure about other animals.
Are you friendly? To people.
Do you like car rides? I like to sleep during them
Do you get into stuff? Not so much.
Do you chase laser pointers? Um, No
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