IQ tests should be required before drivers licence tests |
Some people just shouldn't drive. Especially if they don't know how to pull INTO a parking space. Granted... I can't parallel park to save my life, so I just don't do it. If you have... Posted by **~BRAT~** on Tue, 14 Oct 2008 12:52:00 PST |
KRAZY KITTENS |
This... ladies and gentlemen... is a true story. It happened to me this morning. As I was up at the butt crack of dawn to ready myself for yet another day at the office (ambulance), I was ... Posted by **~BRAT~** on Tue, 10 Jun 2008 10:52:00 PST |
Whos doing the work? |
SO WHO IS DOING THE WORK?
The population of the USA is 300 million.
160 million are retired.
That leaves 140 million to do the work.
There are 85 million in school.
Whi... Posted by **~BRAT~** on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 10:16:00 PST |
A Letter to My Pets |
Dear Dogs and Cats, The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain MY food. Please note, placing a paw print in... Posted by **~BRAT~** on Tue, 01 Jan 2008 01:27:00 PST |
Little Johnny’s Santa Letter |
Dear Santa,
You must be suprised that I'm writing you today, the 26th of December. Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occured since the beginning of the month, whe... Posted by **~BRAT~** on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 08:29:00 PST |
Our Very, very, very fine house!! |
Well, we've spoken with the builder and finishing our house has turned into the main priority of the development. I signed my loan papers on October 1st, and the loan expires on the 31st.&n... Posted by **~BRAT~** on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 02:57:00 PST |
Timmy Is Alive!!! |
Any of you who know me, will know that I am a sucker for cats. I absolutely love cats. I have one very special girl at home, my bidda boo, and I adopt strays at work. They are my sta... Posted by **~BRAT~** on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 09:24:00 PST |
Bass Ackwards Country!! |
Now, don't get me wrong... I'm a very Patriotic person, I love America, and I think it's the greatest country in the world.... HOWEVER, this country at times operates completly backwards... it's frust... Posted by **~BRAT~** on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 05:31:00 PST |
Just a little reminder |
My cousin Valerie sent this to me in an email back in 2002. I just ran across it, reread it and thought about what it might have meant to me at the time, and how it might still apply to me now. ... Posted by **~BRAT~** on Tue, 08 May 2007 01:18:00 PST |
Heavens Grocery Store |
I was walking down life's highway a long time ago.
One day I saw a sign that read Heaven's Grocery Store.
As I got a little closer, the door came open wide, and when I came to myself, I was standing i... Posted by **~BRAT~** on Tue, 08 May 2007 01:07:00 PST |