My name is Jennie, but many people call me "Jage."
I'm witty and sarcastic.
I started writing before I could recognize shapes, and when I learned the alphabet, I fell in love.
I watch too much mindless TV, but I just can’t stop.
I'm a quote junkie.
I play Ultimate Frisbee ... correction: I'm addicted to Ultimate ... and I can amaze you with my semi-awesome forehand, but I have yet to play disc golf.
I refuse to use my turn signal when it's OBVIOUS that I'm turning left or right...like when I'm IN a turn lane or when NO ONE'S around.
Like Dane, “I don’t like the movie Dune in my chocolaty drink,†or in my case, in my homemade mocha latte.
I write my own “fan fiction†in my head and only sometimes do my plots get written into a “perfect†piece of prose.
I wear low-cut shirts to filter out the douchebags who just want me for my body … or so I said to justify my wardrobe choice one Friday night. (Copyright, ME! As opposed to Megs' dirty stolen version.)
I watch Phil of the Future on the Disney channel, because it’s oh-so cheesy and good.
I love Harvey Birdman: Attorney-at-Law, but alas, it's been cancelled. Now when I want is to hear Phil Ken Sebben shriek, “Tell me I’m pretty. I’m a pretty little girl!†I'll have to drive a couple miles to Movie Gallery to rent it. How I long for Myron Reducto to “make [me] travel size,†and how I'd like to hear Mentok, the Mindtaker proudly announce to the court, “Cheeseburger, french fries, chocolate shake! Somebody's mind I's about to take!†*sigh*
I don’t know how to fight.
I always, ALWAYS enjoy the sight of a hot guy … even at a funeral.
I get annoyed when people drop names in my lap when they find out I’m from … wherever I’m from, and when I catch myself doing it from time to time, I curse those that have branded it into my thought process.
I’m deathly afraid that a semi will fall and flatten me into a Jage-berry pancake when I’m standing on the sidewalk or driving next to it.
I love coffee and ICED tea, but I rarely drink HOT tea. (I also "rarely drive steamboats, Dad!" thanks to the late comedic mastermind Mitch Hedberg)
I eat black olives straight from the can when I want a quick snack. They're especially perfect when I'm drunk.
I feel loved when my friends make fun of me.
I like to lose my voice.
I'm a self-proclaimed Pasta Fanatic-Enthusiast.
And I love sandwiches stacked high with meat, cheese, DILL relish, RANCH dressing & HONEY mustard.
Last, but not least, my favorite smell in the whole wide world is that that lingers on my pillow.
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