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Jokarr

Waging Jihad on Emo one broken guitar at a time.

About Me

..Well, i'm a pretty laid back guy. A lot of people get the impression i'm the cocky lady's man type when pretty much the opposite is true. Only a few people really truly know me and I think tend to be a bit of an enigma to everybody else. It could just be my imagination though. I'm a socialist because I believe everyone deserves equal opportunity. My friend's call me joker because of my sense of humor and a play on my name(ask and i'll explain). Some call me Porno Joe because.....well.....I won't get into that. I love music and never stop listening. I'm originally from Columbus, Ohio and I have an Ohio State Univeristy tattoo on my left shoulder. Also, attend Ohio University and no it's not a conflict of interest to have an OSU tattoo. Everyone in Ohio is a buckeye fan regardless of their school except for those that resent the amount of media coverage the buckeyes recieve. Fuck the haters. Go bucks. and i'm spent.
Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: Leather whip
Your Favorite Target: Dendrophiliacs
Your Kill Count: 1,594,545,683
Your Battle Cry: "Enlarge your penis with this ALL-NATURAL PILL!"
Years You Spend in Jail: 46
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $128,806,890,494,843
Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 70%
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How indie are you? test by ridethefader
You're pretty knowledgeable about music in general. You like indie music, sure, but that's only part of it. You'll listen to any old shit as long as it sounds good to you. You're not snobby about music at all, you just like what you like. How boring. Curiously, this makes you popular with the opposite sex."You that guy that keeps tellin me to beware? Cuzz i'll tell you where to be. Outta my sight!" - Master Shake

My Interests

Music, film, and comedy are my main interests. I know it's cliche now to say something like 'I would die without music.' In my case, it's probably true. I can almost guarantee I'll have headphones in my ear or hanging out of my shirt. As far as film is concerned, I love film because I believe, if taken seriously enough, film can be just as meaningful if not more so than poetry or any other form of art. When it comes to comedy, nothing brings me more joy than making a room roar with laughter. I love writing comedy and hope to someday perform standup or write for a skit show for a living. Another interest of mine is the abolishment of all chain letters from the Earth.

I'd like to meet:

Josh Homme (frontman for QOTSA), mc chris (rapper/writer for Sealab 2021), Dave Willis & Matt Maiellaro (writers/creators of Aqua Teen), Al Pacino (If you don't know who he is, please report to my home for a pride-obliterating bitchslap), and last but not least Gerard Way (of My Vaginal Romance), so I can stomp his goofy ass.As far as women are concerned, i'm looking for a mature, attractive, music lover, who can take a joke, and is up for going out or just chilling with a movie or some music and a fattie J. This is quite difficult to find.

Music:

I refuse to be a name dropper and list every band i like, taking up 6 pages of your screen unnecessarily. Instead, I've provided this handy dandy chart for you to peruse at your leisure. The only band I WILL name is Queens of the Stone Age because they're my favorite band of all time and they don't fit into any of the categories listed below.
. You scored as Indie. Indie.

Classic Rock.


75%

Indie


75%

Indie Rock


71%

Punk and Pop Punk.


67%

Britpop


58%

Emo & More


50%

Hip Hop and Rap


46%

Hardcore


46%

Country


42%

Ska


42%

Industrial


33%

Mainstream


29%
Music Recommendation
created with QuizFarm.comAlso note that, regardless of what the chart says, I despise Emo music.

Movies:

Aliens, Predator, Full Metal Jacket, Dr. Strangelove,MST3K:The movie, Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles, The Evil Dead series, Cheech & Chong: Up in Smoke, Scarface, Carlito's Way, The Godfather, Boondock Saints, Pulp Fiction,Pump Up the Volume, Clerks, Mallrats, Dogma, and Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back Nyoonch!
I'm Sparticus from the film of the same name. I'm a
freedom fighter and a great warrior. Now
worship me.
Which Stanley Kubrick Film Character Are You?
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You are The History of the World: Part 1 You just can't make up your mind as to where or
when you are. You like to see the bigger
picture, but remember, not everyone get's to be
king.
Which Mel Brooks Movie Are You?
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You are Ash.
Which Original Evil Dead Character Are You?
brought to you by QuizillaOf all the Pacino roles i'm Carlito
Al Pacino Movie Roles
brought to you by QuizillaYou are Rocco The Funny Man "I might as well gone around postin' flyers"
You're Jules! Damn you're cool. You're the type of
person who always acts like everything is
perfectly under control, even when it's not.
You handle all situations with a sort of
amazing coolness that nobody can top. You know
all the tricks of the...err... trade, but you
often wonder what it all means. Sometimes you
feel guilty after hurting people, but
often...you dont. Despite this, you get all
sorts of respect from people and they generally
think of you as one bad mother fucker.
Which Pulp Fiction character are you?
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Randal Graves, From Clerks.
Which Kevin Smith character are you? (Good version)
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Television:

Da Ali G show, MST3K, old Family Guy, Robot Chicken, Sealab 2021 and Aqua Teen Hunger Force
You are Joel Robinson. You find yourself in some
crappy situations, but your mild manner and
your inventiveness will always keep you sane,
no matter how bad things get. And you look all
right in red jumpsuits.

Which MST3K Character Are You?
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Brian.. yes i know theres a typo...

Which Family Guy Character Are you?
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You Are MC Pee Pants

The Ultimate Aqua Teen Hunger Force Quiz
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Books:

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series.

Heroes:

Che Guevara, Al Pacino, Josh Homme(of QOTSA), and Brent Busboom

My Blog

shittiest day in a long time

Today has been one of the worst days i have had in a really long time. I pissed off the girl i really like because of the last blog i wrote, i pissed off some sXe kids because i called this girl a f...
Posted by Jokarr on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I Give up on Women

i am so inept when it comes to women it's ridiculous. I consider myself to be a pretty good lookin guy, but i seem to always manage to blow it with chicks. i might as well become A-sexual because m...
Posted by Jokarr on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST