Music, horror films, classic films, baking, cooking, Harry Potter (one night, we played a show, and a guy recognized me there because I was at the midnight showing of Goblet of Fire the night before, we're all dorks deep down inside), the blues, old-timey country, metal that'll just piss me off good, biking, hiking, fishing, anything where I'm outdoors and people driving their cars aren't around!
I'd like to meet:
Oh...lot's of people. Most of whom are dead!
Music:
Punk, blues, metal (interesting mix)
Movies:
Evil Dead 2, Shaun of the Dead, Night of the Living Dead, Bridge on the River Kwai, Band of Brothers; anything with either good battle sequences or multiple disembowelments. Or car chases. Car chases are fun! Ever see Smokey and the Bandit? It's the greatest stupid movie of all time!
Television:
Family Guy, Simpsons, Futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Sopranos anything where I don't have to see real people try to convince me their life has problems.
Books:
Harry Potter, 1984 (I recommend this to EVERYONE!!!), Lord of the Rings, C.S. Lewis before he got preachy, (I think I'm seeing a trend here) Kurt Vonnegut, The Alienist, The Angel of Death, etc.
Heroes:
Many of the people that I wanted to meet (whom are dead) are my heroes, but let me pick one. Odyseus. He was a hero! And he's dead, too! Or maybe Samwise Gamgee. He was definitely the hero!!!
About You
Middle Name Jacob
Number of bones broken 6
Been referred to anger management class? FUCK YOU I HAVE!!! I WILL FIGHT YOU!!!
Way you'd prefer death: Mauled by a bengal tiger in front of a school bus full of kindergarteners
What you'd order as a last meal: Hmmm, a large, thincrust pepperoni pizza and a forty of PBR
Can your run-ins with the cops be counted on both hands? Nope
Favorite drink: Pabst Blue Ribbon in big 40 ounce bottles
Can you operate venitian blinds? No, I can't and my girlfriend laughs at me
Will you help Tommy Shreds steal bar stools? Please help me, we've got the bar now we just need the stools
About myspace
How many times a day do you check your account? 2-3
How many of those times will actually have a personal message or comment from somebody? Ummm, sometimes not at all
Doesn't that kinda show you're addicted? Well, I wouldn't consider "addicted"...
Maybe you should consider reading a book Umm, ok,
Or going for a walk Alright...
Or getting a life in general now you're just being mean
LOSER!!!! I'M GOING TO GO CRY IN MY BATHTUB NOW BECAUSE OF YOU!!!
In a guy/girl
Would you consider them sexy if they dressed up like a pirate holding you hostage for your booty? Yes, I would...
Or if they put out a cigarette, made out with you, punched you in the eye, then demanded they give you oral sex right then and there? Amy, I hope you're taking notes
I think I'm getting off-track on this survey...
Did you ever take surveys in high school? Yes
You know, the one's about alcohol, sex, and drugs Yep
I always thought those were fun... Yes, I did
Did DARE work for you? Fuck no it didn't!
Did you listen to the speakers preaching abstinence, or did you follow abstinence merely because you couldn't get laid? Ummm...the first option?...No, I just couldn't get laid in High School
What's your idea of Hell? Being the center of a daytime talk show sorrounded by midgets asking me about soap operas...midgets terrify me
What's you idea of Heaven? Being the only male lead saxaphone player in an all girl cabaret at a bar that never closes in traditional New Orleans, and every day is Mardi Gras
Is this the worst survey you've ever taken? Yes, and I think my career in survey making is over.
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