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pj

just cuz im cool, you shouldnt take my kindness for weakness

About Me

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uhhh...im shy....talk to me and ill open up....a little...thas about it.... im me @ bultfordtuf51I am worth $2,140,490 on HumanForSale.com
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What's your full name?: paul joseph @%$& ford
Do you like it?: hell no
If you could change your name to anything, what would it be?: not the one i have
Describe yourself in 3 words.: very very shy
What's you favorite physical feature about yourself?: people say i have nice eyelashes
What's your least favorite?: everything
Are you a good dancer?: hell no...but i can do the wrom very well
Are you a good public speaker?: no....im shy
Can you sing?: yeah...but not good
Do you look up the lyrics of songs and memorize them for future reference?: sometimes
Have you ever been out of country?: once
Have you ever been on stage?: yes
What grades were on your last report card?: As & Bs
Do like cheese?: depends
Are you alergic to anything?: i buprofin
What's your...
Favorite drink? (alcoholic): ummmm.....i dont drink
Favorite show?: sienfield, friends, athf
Favorite body part?: neck
Favorite brand of gum?: ice breakers
Favorite way to drive people nuts?: being an ass
Favorite super villain?: darth maul or vegeta
Favorite Fresh Prince of Bel-Air character?: carlton
Favorite way to relax?: swimming
Favorite brand of peanut butter?: jiff?
Favorite song?: there are soooo many
Favorite person?: there are not as many
Favorite TV channel?: idk.....something that plays funny stuff
Favorite fragrance?: somethinhg that smells good
Favorite online search engine?: wikipedia bitches
Name the person who...
Makes you smile.: mon
Drives you nuts.: dillon, mon, shelby
You talk to the most.: dillon, sanjar, shelby, mon
Knows most about you.: dillon
You have, in the past, had a crush on.: uhhhh....not answering that one
Listens best.: all my friends listen well
Makes you laugh the hardest.: dillon, keenan, tarik, sanjar
Would 'kidnap' you and take you to a wild party on the Vegas strip.: hayley
Would run away with you.: hayley
Always puts you down.: everyone
Always picks you back up.: idk
Always cares about your well-being.: idk
You can't stand sometimes, but'll always love.: all of my friends
Knows your deepest, darkest secrets.: dillon
Rate from 1 to 10 (10, of course, being the highest)
Your hair.: 6
Your smile.: 8
Your all-around appearence.: 7
Your grades in school.: 5
Your listening skills.: 5
Your attention span.: 0
Your parents.: 7
Your social skills.: -8979346376345967345895
Your taste in music. (according to you): 10
Your taste in music. (according to others): 6
Your ablility to cope.: 10
Your musical talent.: 9
Your artistic talent.: 9
Your athletic talent.: 7
More random questions...
Sex?: why not
Age?: 18
Smoker?: no
Drinker?: not answering that
Do you, or have you ever, done drugs?: yeah
Are you gay, straight, bi, transgendered, etc?: straight
Do you have a crush right now?: in a way
Whom would you make out with from the cast of the Harry Potter movies?: ron...jk
Do you obsess over things easily?: depends on what it is
What's your IQ?: i didnt take the whole test
Do you have any pets?: mom has 1 cat same w/ dad
What are you most afraid of?: people
What's your dream car?: one that is super cool
Have you ever been to a concert?: no
Have you ever been arrested?: no
Have you ever had sex?: no
Have you ever made out with: yes
Do you like scary movies?: yes
Do you personally know any famous people?: no
Have you ever added a famous person on myspace?: yes
What TV show is most like your life?: seinfeld....a show about nothing
What one word sums up your past relationships?: bad
Do you enjoy taking online surveys?: when im bored
Can you quote every line from the movie Mean Girls?: i used too
Have you ever illegally downloaded music or videos?: all the time
Do you like Adult Swim?: hell yeah
Do you remember when Adult Swim only came on Sunday nights?: hell yeah...that when it was the best
Do you buy/ do things cause others do them?: depends
Can you count to ten in more than 3 languages?: i think
What are your religious views?: uhh..im catholic
What are your political views?: fuck bush
Do you sometimes make fun or talk about friends behind their backs?: yeah
Do you have any "frenemies?": no...i hope not
Have you ever licked a frozen pole?: yeah...but my toung didnt stick like that gay ass movie...why do people like that movie....I HATE IT!!!
Do you consider yourself attractive?: no
Would you make out with Prez Bush for 100 dollars?: yeah
Would you vote for Hilary Clinton?: idk
Do you have more than one group of friends?: kinda
Did you enjoy taking this survey?: sure
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Odd Facts about ME
DO YOU SNORE?: yes
LOVER OR A FIGHTER?: lover
WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?: dieing alone and unsucesful
AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO BUILDER?: i had every BOYS lego set
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY TV"?: its entertaining
DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?: yes
WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?: the cutist
HOW IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?: sucks balls
WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?: white....ish
DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?: of course
HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?: i really want to
ANY SECRET TALENTS?: maby...idk
WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?: somewhere w/ friends
HAVE YOU EATEN SUSHI?: yes
HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?: HELL YEAH...im obsessed w/ mad world
DO YOU GIVE A DARN ABOUT THE OZONE?: unless it depletes while im alive....no
HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?: 45673
CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?: it takes me a while
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?: yeah
ARE SPEEDO'S HOT?: hell......no
WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?: why not
IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?: idk
DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?: i have the worst handrwiting ever
WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?: i buprofain
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU": probably to my parents
IS TUPAC STILL ALIVE?: HELLLL YEEEAHHHHH
DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?: I FUCKIN HATE WEDDINGS
HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?: eggs make me sick
ARE BLONDES DUMB?: no
WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?: on my foot
WHAT TIME IS IT?: 4:54
DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?: pidge, henry, pimpin japs
IS MCDONALD'S DISGUSTING?: probly my favorite food
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?: like half an hour ago
DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?: both...but i take showers
IS SANTA CLAUSE REAL?: i wish
ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?: no
WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?: music
CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?: creamy
HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?: maby
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?: once
IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?: depends
ARE YOU WEARING SOCKS?: yes
HAVE YOU EVER HITCH HIKED?: yes
WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?: brown
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED?: idk
DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?: ........yeah
WHOSE LIFE IS BETTER?: a lot of peoples
ARE YOU PSYCHIC?: that would be sweet
HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?: yes....i love that book
DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?: i dj
CAN YOU SKATEBOARD?: no
DO YOU LIKE CAMPING?: .......?
DO U SNORT WHEN U LAUGH?: haha no
DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?: no
IS A DOG A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?: no
YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?: yes
CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?: almost
DOES YOUR MOM KNOW YOU HAVE A MYSPACE?: yes
WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?: poptart
DO YOU WEAR NAILPOLISH?: only on occasions...jk
DO YOU LIKE SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?: ..........
WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?: wendys...i hat that whistle
DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?: no
FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?: tool is my favorite BAND
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what celebrity bootay do you have?

Beyonce
Youre sexy and know how to shake what your momma gave you!
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YOU NEED MORE CONFIDENCE
LETS PUTN IT THIS WAY... YOU HATE YOURSELF. TRY AND GET A LITTLE MORE CONFIDENCE MAN! I MEAN, YOU'RE GREAT AT CHEERING OTHERS ON FOR THEIR GOALS, SO TRY IT ON YOURSELF! I CAN TELL YOU RIGHT NOW, YOU DESERVE WAY MORE CREDIT FOR YOURSELF THAN YOU GIVE. DON'T THINK YOUR COCKY OR SELF CENTERED BY CHEERING YOURSELF ON AT SOMETHING FOR ONCE! PEOPLE DON'T LIEK TO SEE IT ALL THE TIME, BUT THEY DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU TALKING TRASH ABOUT YOURSELF EITHER. PEOPLE DON'T HATE YOU, AND WHY SHOULD YOU WORRY ABOUT WHAT THEY THINK ANYWAY! THANKS FOR TAKING THE QUIZ!
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My Interests

turn tables, chillin wit friends, music, sports,

I'd like to meet:

The Game, Dr.Dre, Lindsy Lohen, Hilary Duff, Eminem, Tupac,
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Music:

I LOVE RAP...tupacs my favorite rapper btw..only certain rap is good but i listen to the new stuff even though it is terrible....i love rap but im open and enjoy all kinds of music from Oprah and classical to slpiknot ...even some country...depends on what though...i basically love music and everything about it.


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Which Hip-Hop Artist are you most like???


Dr Dre
YOU A STRAIGHT UP GANGSTA!!!!! - you been around for quite sometime and have alotta experience- and have a thing or 2 to teach to the new blood, you are a leader, u are becoming a family man, and hope to keep doing wut you do for a long time, you like to live life and get paid.

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Movies:

any thing that makes me laugh or defecate in my britchesi enjoy a variety of types but comedy is def my fav

Television:

Seinfeld, friends, family guy, aqua teen hunger force, the boondocks, ITS ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILIDELPHIA(i cant spell)
Which Griffin Family Guy Character are you?


Peter
Your Peter, Your Fat, Lazy, and probably a very funny character, not much more to say about you, except maybe to take it easy.
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Which F.R.I.E.N.D.S. Cast Member are you? (pics!)

Joey
You love being with the ladies/guys!!!!!!!!! You also love food!! Your an extremely sweet person, but be sure to call that person after you sleep with them!!

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Books:

the shining, catcher in the rye, helter skelter, chronicles of narnia

Heroes:

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How Will You Die?

Murdered
You probably work in organized crime or somethin' like that. Maybe you killed someone for the Mafia and someone got their revenge..? Possibly you picked the wrong occupation. Anyways, someone intentionally kills you. Keep all eyes open.

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