I am not the truth!
I am not a cookie covered in strawberry frosting
I am not a cookbook
I am not a phonebook
I am not made by human beings. That is what they WANT you to think
I am not a dating service... most of the time at least
I am not a land of milk and honey
I am not part of a balanced breakfast
I am not valid reference material
I am not your father
I am not the Matrix
I am not a weapon of mass destruction
I am not a gender-confused horse
I am not a hormone, but i slow bone loss and increases bone density
I am not a place for happy people
I am not a place for unhappy people. This is hard huh?
I am not above plagiarizing
I am not the yellow pages
I am not a bird
I am not a plane
I am not a super man
I am not about to turn to the Dark Side
I am not man's best friend
I am not an international crisis, but they think so.
I am not the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world
I am not your Dad's favorite pair of polka-dotted socks
I am not edible (We're working on it).
I am not Oscar Wilde in disguise
I am not above looking at someones arse
I am not a rectal suppsitory (i would hurt if i was... it's huge)
I am not a Korean tranny prostitute, although evidence has been found to that effect
I am not a city in Texas
I am not what you think I am
I am not musical
I am not what I put on my toast
I am not what you put on your toast
I am not how you do the hokey pokey
I am not able to endorse domestic violence
I am not 1337. Not in the least.
I am not associated with the government of Tanzania (actually a true statement)
I am not cricket
I am not a river in Egypt
I am not Muse
I am not as silly as you for reading all this shizzle
I am not a home for lost Vikings
I am not a lean, green, fighting machine.
I am not a day over 40.
I am not to be used under the influence of alcohol (lie!)
I am not as tasty as sushi.
I am not suitable for minors.
I am not as hot as Hermione Granger.
I am not hey, free dummy.
I did not have sexual relations with that woman.
I did not shoot the deputy.
I am not Spartacus.
I am not the anatomical juxtaposition of two orbicular muscles in a state of contraction.
I am not Santa Claus
I am not kosher
I am not here to blend.
I am not the cure for cancer.
I am not a part of the human body.
I am not pie.
I will not do your homework for you.
I am not a monkey in a tiny car.
I am not not me
I am not not a double negative.
I am not whats in the box.
I am not the number 4.
I am not middle aged, bald, short and ugly.
I am not Imoan spelt backwards.
I am not fat free.
I am not all about you.
I am not going the prom with you.
I am not a documentary your teacher will make you watch.
I am not a Jack in the box.
I am not a Dutch coffeeshop where you can buy and smoke weed
I am not your escape from reality.
I am not an ice cold glass of lemonade on a hot day.
I did not inhale.
I am not the answer.
You are not me!
In Soviet Russia, I am not YOU!!
