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One might say that apples do not fall from the sky, they fall from trees....well i say if they do fall at all, make applesauce, life gives you lemons, make lemonade....ahh crap, i say.....you could buy a car and that could turn into a lemon..some folks make lemonade. Hell, some folks make lemonade in their PANTS. This is not to say that all produce references are bad...Take melons....man i love melons. Uh....do you not agree!? Spam is bad-unless you get it from a can-and even then-someone could have a key and get in your can man- ok, i do hate spam, but i once knew a girl named wendy that could fry you up a spamwich in a jiffy-one foot out the door-another on a banana peel-so some say-the way they feel-you know bacon-the meal with a squeal-and you're still reading this! Hahaha-what is your deal-hope you like this rant-hope you like what you see-this all makes no sense to me-peace-jt MySpace Layouts MySpace Layouts WoRlDS bAd DrEaM myspace layout wall red myspace layout

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My Blog

I don't know how! Some people are just like cows!

Your lives are shallow. Craving lifestyles That herd you just like cattle. Only cattle are in good taste. A cow's life is unimportant, But next to your's, Not such a waste. Cows can get mad But you're...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 19:36:00 GMT

Summer 2006 come and gone.

Another summer come and gone. I wasn't a park ranger for all that long Tried to lay low with a quiet profile but someone took notice of my attention to detail They said hey! we have a job lined up for...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 11:12:00 GMT

Park ranger

So i am a seasonal park ranger these days. Only from may, thru september. I have to help people find campsites, enforce the rules of the resort, cause it is a resort. A lake that is 18.5 miles long an...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 13:09:00 GMT

A longer day than you had!

Yeah, you didn't work as long as i did. Matter of fact, i just got off of work!( It's 5:14 a.m.) I went to work, yesterday at 2:30 p.m. and didn't get off until 4:35 a.m. today. Nice little 14 ho...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 05:14:00 GMT

Little Yellow Tickets (3 wheels of metermaid madness)

Fucking Tuesdays! The 2nd and 4th tuesday every month to be precise. O.k., I get it. The city of San Diego is ruptured, bankrupt up to it's eyeballs. But shit, come on, do we all really need to r...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 19:41:00 GMT

Driving

So i got pulled over the other night. That is what i get for going back into El cajon. The cop let me go, as i had all of the proper paperwork required. I hate the feeling it gives you, but the first ...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 14:12:00 GMT

Rollin' down the 101(my past revisited)

I'm not dead and i'm not buried I am divorced because i was married led off the course and left with a corpse cannot get up from the kitchen floor heart's all but emptied, possesions are downsized a d...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 17:04:00 GMT

Dumb-ass-People

Maybe it's just me, but why in the hell would someone feel, or think they would be able to withdrawl money from an EBT card!!! Didn't they stop giving out food stamps, cos' people were selli...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 17:10:00 GMT

Drag the River @ casbah(2-11-06)

This was a great show, and you really miss out when you don't see this band live. Drag the river went down the list of many differen't tunes, and the cover of the REPLACEMENTS "Portland" was just one ...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 00:05:00 GMT

HOLD THAT THOUGHT

I'M BROKE AND THE PAGE IS SINGING SO BEFORE MY SMOKE GOES OUT AND THE PHONE STARTS RINGING GOTTA PEN, TORE OUT A SHEET FROM THE NOTEBOOK 'CAUSE THIS IS A RIGHT HANDED WORLD, THE JOKE IS MY LEFT HOOK M...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Feb 2006 02:17:00 GMT