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whitney, lol!

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About Me

Our greatest prejudice is against death. It spans age, gender and race. We spend immeasurable amounts of energy fighting an event that will eventually triumph. Though it is noble not to give in easily, the most alive people I’ve ever met are those who embrace their death. They love, laugh, and live more fully.--Andy Webster
!!!firstly, i would like to briefly state that jake andrew moreno is my favorite person.
peace and love, brother.
hi. allow me to introduce myself. i am whitney. i stopped trying to be cool a long time ago, so please do not search for the incomprehensible within me. make me geniunely laugh or smile and i promise to adore you forever. i believe the key to a beautiful soul is through a smile. i want to watch you smile cheek to cheek, eye to eye, forever. i am pretty ridiculous. i laugh too hard, too loud, and too often. i have patented around five different laughs depending on how silly the situation is. occasionally, i will intently listen to other peoples laughs, master them, and try them out in real life occurances. it is almost like walking in someone else's shoes. i am currently a sophmore at the university of arizona studying the structure and function of the human body as a physiology major and the art of dance. my first home is the stage while my second is at a studio rehearsing. i have been a competitive dancer since i was 8 years old. i have experience in jazz, tap, ballet, pointe, lyrical, modern, contemporary, musical theatre, and hip hop. dance has taken up the vast majority of my life and yet it has been worth every waking moment of it. i would not trade my passion for the world. do not confuse me with somebody who is on a high school or hiphop team and calls themselves a dedicated dancer. i am the dancer you see performing in a major production on broadway or in swan lake. for me, dance and i are the real deal. as of right now, i am teaching dance at dance force-1 to aspiring students. i have never felt so rewarded. i have tended to notice that teachers often get taken advantage of since i have switched sides of the spectrum from dancer to teacher. for all of the teachers who have taught me in the past, please know that i am forever grateful for you and have appreciated you my entire life. thank you for giving me the greatest give of all. before i started dancing, i used to be a diehard gymnast. however, i ended that when the atmosphere of straving girls, backstabbing, and the competitiveness became overwhelming for me, a 7 year old. i am a writer and a poet so i view the world in the perspective of an artist. the perfect gift for me would be a large book with blank pages begging to be filled in. i try to be open-minded but admit to my fair sharings of stereotypes and judgment. forgive me, i am not perfect. i am fascinated with science and the uncertainty of the world so i suppose that makes me a fairly large 'nerd', take it or leave it. i would prefer you to leave it because being intelligent is not a crime. i find wit and intelligence incredibly sexy as long as the privilege of possessing them is not abused. i could never describe my unrelenting passion for music. the only type of music you will truly find me critisizing is those mindless rap songs with incoherent lyrics because they serve no purpose. just because i cannot turn a canvas into a beautiful painting does not mean that i do not respect art. i could get lost in a gallery. i am really simple and very easy to get along with. if there is an opportunity for spontaneous fun or excitement, i am there. i enjoy dancing in the rain without an umbrella, playing donkey kong on kimmys super nintendo, whipping up mean batches of mac n cheese, sleeping in late, coloring books, and hot chocolate. my favorite thing to do is hug and be hugged. hug me, please. i do not smoke or do drugs, so do not ask me to partake in your mindless activities. i will gladly watch you destroy your life while i live mine. i can honestly say that i have the greatest friends in the entire world. i could never picture myself without them and truly, i would not want to. you all mean the world to me. my favorite flower is a tulip even though they are seasonal. i think fall months are incredible because it is so beautiful to witness change indirectly and directly. i am not affiliated with a political party or a structured religion, so do not preach to me. if hilary clinton or john kerry win in this upcoming election, i will become a political inconvenience. i am a born catholic but choose to let that stay in the shadows of my existence. i do not and will not read the bible because i refuse to follow the brainwashing and dogma that is associated with catholicism. i am an evolutionist, not a creationist. i support gay rights. i am sensitive to liars. hipocrasy is not appreciated. i do not associate myself with those who create needless drama because it is a waste of my time and life. get over yourselves. i am not what some people say about me. there seems to be more people in this world that lie then those who are pure and honest. i just wish that people could grow up and get out of their own self infatuation. if you are a dishonest or backstabbing person, do not even bother with me because i will never make time for you. you will never matter to me. i honestly do not care what people think about me. get to know me before you judge me based on rumors from unreliable sources. i want to get to know everybody. you are beautiful in your own skin, so please just be yourself. inner beauty should never be denied. i see people for who they are, not what they are. love blub flub shlub.
my boy.
dance, beauty, hearing different laughs, the coffee pot in the morning, dancing with strangers, vines, perpetual arcitecture, correct grammar, the concept of onelove, professor severes snape, complex literature, dark writers, people watching, smooth textures, the sound macaroni makes when its being stirred, skinny dipping, starving and passionate artists, fancy wine, searching for errors in menus and magazines, sneezing, rain, barefeet, live music, modern art, living, ceilings of the cystine chapel, bookstores, learning, grocery shopping, unique tattoos, cracking joints, respect of difference cultures, those awkward silences, secrets, cursing, seeing people smile, faith, sign language, defined eyelashes, charisma, the human body, plain janes, fireplaces, hot tea, 11:11.
antiwar and other political bumper stickers, the powerfully ignorant, lotion on my hands, ciggy smoke blowers, attention-thriving defiance, shades of black, drugs, long lines, shag carpet, suffering, structured religion and dogma, poor grammar, those who wear fur, poverty, rare steak, stereotypes, poor judgment of character, michael moore, sweat shops, idiot proof guides, overpowering salad dressing, metal blinds, intolerance of culture, ugly underwear, hipocrasy, domestic violence, lipstick, vandilism, sitting still, the mixture of oils and water, turtlenecks, styrophome, preachers.
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"i don't want this guy taking you to some sketchy quarry in the middle of newark to find crack whores huffing turpentine or pit bulls raping each other or whatever else is down here!" -garden state.
bles SING s & abun DANCE.

so truly, i am fascinated with people watching. call me somewhat of an intensified yet minor degree stalker, but i would easily disagree with you. i really take great pleasure out of sitting alone and soaking in glimpses of the planets inhabitants and their standards of living. i strongly encourage it. it has offered me many perspectives on such interesting creatures and their surroundings. taking the time to understand the exuding beauty from every person is an absolutely electrying process. it has yet to cease in its amazement to me. i am learning a lot.
dance
teaching
writing
donkey kong
singing loudly in public
barefeet
spirituality
skinny dipping
dancing wildly in my car
laughing at awkward situations
sarcasm
witt
4th avenue
body paint
night clubs
photography

love♥

yes. this is my true love ♥

fifth position art. taken by me, of me.
i may be straight, but i am not narrow

thanks, shane.
rofflecakes, corey

I'd like to meet:

i would like to meet:
myself in ten years.
artists.
geoffrey rush.
michael moore so i could personally ask him what the hell his purpose in life is supposed to be.
jesus christ.
ghandi.
martin luther king jr.
harry potter.
robin williams.
ms clinton so i could tell her that i will never vote for her.
peace, love, and freedom.

Music:



onerepublic
annie lennox
sinead o'connor
selena cross
augustana
boston
stone sour
dave matthews band
imogen heap
BJORK
frou frou
my chemical romance
vhs or beta
oasis
the clash
snow patrol
anberlin
train
panic! at the disco
pepper
one less reason
taking back sunday
hinder
delaware
cake
vertical horizon
rock kills kid
plain white t's
michael jackson
saosin
taking back sunday
the academy is
jet
alanis morsiette
rascal flatts
anti-flag
enigma
reel big fish
breaking benjamin
puddle of mudd
papa roach
the used
avenge sevenfold
acceptance
yellowcard
the clash
jojo
annie lennox
u2
blue october
phil collins
fuel
the beatles
gym class heroes
b52's
afi
seether
foreigner
gnarls barkley
the fray
hellogoodbye
head automatica
green day
linkin park
three days grace
alana grace
the system of a down
the academy is
switchfoot
weezer
hawthorne heights
disturbed
godsmack
incubus
the foo fighters
thrice
jack johnson
all american rejects
sugarcult
saliva
the counting crows
matisyahu
sublime
daniel powter
the verve
beth hart
the strokes
the white stripes
tool
coheed and cambria
death cab for cutie
rob zombie
coldplay
something corporate
franz ferdinand
new found glory
the killers
him
the offspring
david gray
mxpx
nine inch nails
less than jake
james blunt
10 years
story of the year
american hi-fi
relient k
reggie and the full effect
the bravery
the click 5
she wants revenge
sum 41
blink 182

Movies:

I sometimes feel sorry for the minute and rare pool that is filled with swimming individuals who have seen movies all their lives and have honestly never been touched by a single one. What it is like to never have a perspective broadened or stimulated by the passionate lie the actor is portraying is beyond any thoughts within my being. I am inspired by movies. I am stupefied by movies. Here lies the list that has worked into my fibers and became my muse.
center stage
300
teenage muntant ninja turtles
step up
titanic
happy feet
finding neverland
pirates of the caribbean
the producers
castaway
hook
anything disney
the south park movie
team america
charlie and the chocolate factory
phantom of the opera
talladega nights
girls just wanna have a fun
dirty dancing
anchorman
napoleon dynamite
wedding crashers
40 year old virgin
blade
dodgeball
a night at the roxbury
superstar
mean girls
anything with adam sandler
insomnia
mrs. doubtfire
thriteen
tommy boy
edward scissorhands
van wilder
pretty woman
old school
the life and death of peter sellers
the banger sisters
how to lose a guy in 10 days
jack
troy
saw
king arthur
grease
moulin rougue
jumanji

Television:



[of present times]
sex and the city
discovery channel
animal planet
so you think you can dance?
greys anatomy
desperate housewives
myth busters
planet earth
the l word
house
americas next top model
south park
discovery health stuff
[when returning to my youth]
eureka's castle
legends of the hidden temple
pete and pete
double dare
all that
wild and crazy kids
guts
are you afraid of the dark?

Books:

If a few years back you asked my direct opinion on reading books, I would childishly express my sheer loathing of sitting in one place and decoding words some starving author wrote. Please, do not let my prior beliefs on reading sway you to concluding that I am close-minded, unintelligent, or stubborn. I am dyslexic and a terribly slow reader so the idea of feeling sorry for me was easier than opening my mind and trying to read better. I now understand the significance of reading a broad variety of books. I am inspired by their inspirations to write. Their stories have brought me to tears. Reading has forced me to engage in pondering, questioning, and utter memorization. Please read. It really will change your life.
pride&prejudice
the once and future king
7 years of harry potter
the catcher in the rye
the odyssey
the iliad
spin cycle
heart of darkness
ernest hemingway
robert frost
edgar allen poe

Heroes:

i tip my cap to you, gentlemen.

[with desired aquaintance]
bob fosse, mikhail baryshnikov, ginger rogers, fred astaire, gene kelly, matt stone&trey parker, robin williams, geoffrey rush.
[with thankful quaintance]
mommy&daddy's everylasting love, kimmy's strength, courage, and originality, and my brother's beautiful mind.

My Blog

wanting to make a difference.

so as i am getting older and have become more aware of the issues that engulf me, the desperate urge to lend a helping hand and make a difference has overwhelmed me. there are so many conflicts around...
Posted by whitney, lol! on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 11:34:00 PST

coping with a loss.

some of you may have already heard about this, but a friend of mine at the u of a dance department was brutally murdered about a week ago in his tucson apartment. i will no go into details based on wh...
Posted by whitney, lol! on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 10:57:00 PST

fear itself.

hi all. i do not normally takes these blogs seriously, but i guess i will try and spill myself. a lot of you have heard, presumably, of the virginia tech shootings. if you have not, research it, unles...
Posted by whitney, lol! on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 01:30:00 PST

you never know.

there are so many things that people genuinely take utter advantage of. we are all guilty of committing such regrettable and sinful acts. no, denial is simply not an option. you never know how truly b...
Posted by whitney, lol! on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 01:24:00 PST

ten.

10 Things "10 Things"* List 10 things you want to say to 7 different people.* Don't say who they pertain to.* However, if...
Posted by whitney, lol! on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 09:31:00 PST

tag

Each player of this game starts with "6 weird things/habits about themselves" and people who get tagged need to write a blog of their 6 weird habits/things, as well as state this rule clearly. In the ...
Posted by whitney, lol! on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 01:23:00 PST

you know your a dancer when..

 ...Dance is life and the rest is just spare time. ...your vocabulary includes bandaids, wedgies, sweat, determination, and guts! ...you have fights with gymnasts about who works harde...
Posted by whitney, lol! on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 12:24:00 PST

10 reasons to date a DANCER

TEN REASONS TO DATE A DANCER: 1: She's mastered five positions perfectly 2: She has perfect hip rotation 3: She's used to having bruises on her knees 4: She is used to performing in minimal am...
Posted by whitney, lol! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST