Dan

My names Dan, and I kill people, professionally. Now you're thinking to yourself, another bro trying to be cool; and you totally have the right to draw that conclusion. Honestly killing people is like prostitution, it's all about the money. See I got tired of not being able to accomplish my goals because I never had the funds to do so. One day while I was down on my luck I came across the man, mid 30's getting jumped by a bunch of thugs, instinct took over and of course I came to his aid only to find out that he was getting his ass wooped because he had raped the thugs sister a month back. I turned my agression toward the mid 30 year old, and with a swift heel stomp to his mandible, tore his skull open and he later died. The smallest thug thanked for my compassion and asked if I was looking for work. I told him i dont do gay porn, and he laughed, and than punched me in the stomach. Being an irrational person I rushed and flung my body, back first, into the three young hoods, knocking one down and catching the other too off guard. After that their was a series of jabs and ducks, but i ended up getting my ass kicked. Sweet, the littlest of the three, told me to come by his place in Oak Park around 7pm the next day. I showed up, I cant tell you why, but sweet was standing in the doorway, he gave me an envelope filled with cash and an unreigstered gun, with a tapped handle and the cerel number rubbed off.... I won't go into the details but it lead me to a slippery slope after that. Like clockwork I get a new taped gun everyother week and sneak up on the contract and pop in the head, sometimes I stab them because its quiter. Im not a bad guy, i just lack morals. I blame society.