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Byron

fuck a headline.

About Me

i am bastos but im a nice guy. to those who think im a homogay and metro and all of u that have read my friendster profile: DON'T WORRY, I'M NOT GAY!! I SWEAR I LOVE THE POOCHACH!! CALL ME "THE PINK SNIPER." russell the wonder muscle!!! i occasionally binge drink on HPNOTIQ, french connections, red devils, patron and anything nasty like crown and courvosier xo, but like to drink rockstar energy drinks. i once took 18 shots of tequila in TJ (not a very good idea) - i thought i was a rockstar that nite w/the heartbreaker girls. i put the "fun" in dysfunctional. fashion is a must; im a shoe head. can't nobody pug pug like me. three letters - (B)oy (B)astos (C)lub. mmmkay that is all.

My Interests

i like impractical expensive shit....platinum toe rings, iced out toilet seats, gucci fannie packs, and stainless steel refrigerators w/plasma tv's in them. silk suits, gators, and '83 caddie coupe de villes on chrome feet amuse me. oh yea...i love ugly kicks, camo print, pink shirts and eating clam chowder and spicy food. the fabulous life of hugh hefner.

I'd like to meet:

your mom, your dad, 50 cent and ure younger sister....and her friends. the person who came up with the idea to put mini plasma lcd screens in stainless steel refrigerators (freakin genius), andy warhol, brotha man from the 5th flo, stanley kubrick, the milfhunter, captain stabbin, jimmy hoffa, bobby fisher (hopefully they find his punkass so the search will finally end), dave chapelle and charlie murphy, miles davis

Music:

anything that has to do w/ginuwine, usher, b2k, and of course TYRESE...and stuff that carl doesn't spin. (cmon, u kno u wanna spin commercial shit. hahaha)on the real......de la soul, gangstarr, anybody on stone's throw, old school atcq, funk, break beats, jazzy ish and anything that makes my head bob (no homo)

Movies:

blood in blood out, honey, full metal jacket, far and away, free my willy, showguys...(the sequel to showgirls), schindlers lust, buffy the vampirelayer, the panty clause

Television:

punk'd, til death do us part, the dave chapelle show, family business, good day LA, queer eye for the straight guy, queer as folk, that one tv show w/the funny ass japanese people on spike tv, cribs, jay leno

Books:

the da vinci code, harry potter.....the movies, dsp, UR chicago culture mag, where'd u get those?, potter and perry NURSING BOOKS, loyola phoenix

Heroes:

wtf? i dunno...superman and enrique iglesias?! rogelio from BBC, the pimp don "magic" juan, ron jeremy, dave navarro from jane's addiction, and mj - the white one