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Caleb

Die when you die when you die your gonna die

About Me

i was drunk when i made this. people spend way the fuck toom uch time on myspace. I go to bates college im gonna be a carpenter. I play drums and guitar. i play drums for Black Death. I listen to heavy ass metal and rad punk.and some classic rock and then more metal.http://www.myspace.com/blackdeath666 go there goddamnit

My Interests

i have interests in metal and nipples and breasts and death. i like getting really fuckd up alot i enjoy 105 vodka cause its the proof that counts and i enjoy ezra brooks wiskey cause its real sippin whiskely and its the only whisky deserving of a cork. i dont have interest in getting arrested. i have an intereste in my balls. i like bands like fucking kreator and morbid angel and obituuary and possessed. i also am interested in chainsawdomy and horse porn.
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I'd like to meet:

well i tend to hate everyone so good luck. id like to meet king diamond and GG allin

Music:

music rules unless it sucks ass. these bands rule celtic frost carcass. deicide cannbial corpse. pink floyd and led zeppelin and the doors and queen and classic rock is prety rad i think. shit like dead kennedys and misfits and black flag and fuckin gg allin kick ass to. shit like testament and metal church and exodus adn overkill and megadeth kick fucking ass too. but slayer is the fucking raddest of all dude except for like iron maiden and black sabbath. also judas fucking priest and old metallica. then mortician is the fukcing brutalist band ever. and fuckin motorhead. alice in chains is cool t and hail MACABRE. and uhhh mercyful fuckin fate and king diamond. and mayhem darkthrone emperor circle jerks death

Movies:

dumb and dumber and liar liar and jim carey movies kick ass as well as like most adam sandler movies. and killing movies are cool too like halloween and firday 13th and shit. and like terminator adn predator and shit. id unno you guys. evil dead 1 n 2 and army of darkness. bruce campbell is god. war movies rule ass. pink floyd the wall is the best movie ever. the new family guy movie. zombie. cannibal haulacaust goodfellas scarface godfather 1 n 2. orgazmo. full metal jacket. spun. fear and loathing in las vegas. superbad. cock jockeys 9

Television:

simpsons, family guy, beeavis and buthead, south park. thast all there raely is to say. also reno 911 is pretty funny and futerama and king aof the ihill can be good sometiems and fuckin chappeles show and poiolice chases are rad when people die

Books:

for whom the bell tolls is a good one

Heroes:

GG Allin is my only real hero he just didnt give a fuck about anyone or anything. anyone who tries to act like they dont care what people think is a faggot and a poser compared to gg. and uhh the guys from mayhem i mean who else is near even close to that necro no one.

My Blog

i am so fuckin bored right now

fuckin partying all week is fun but sitting home all weekend not doing shit is drivin me crazy. im so bored im posting a fucking blog on myspace. think about it. and since this god damn thing isnt wor...
Posted by Caleb on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 08:01:00 PST

graveyard taxes

so taxing in graveyards is like 89 or 10 times cooler than you think it is only problem is it it gets cold after a while. i smoke resin occasionally right now. myspace is fuckin gay fuck you.
Posted by Caleb on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 08:48:00 PST

KING DIAMOND

holy god damn. ive seen king diamond live and uhh thats all i care about and im sfucked up alot of stuff is good like getting ddrunk and going to oregon. and seeing king motherfuckin diamond. and oh s...
Posted by Caleb on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Dimebag Darrell

Dimebag got shot today dude......thats the shittiest news i think ive ever heard. vinnie got shot too but i dont think he died. good thing that cop shot him...the cops name was niggemeyer by the way. ...
Posted by Caleb on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

shaiens gay im high

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Posted by Caleb on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i kill children and i eat things

SatanasSepulchre: thats on eof the btter away messages ive seen in a while Auto response from EmptyWords919: I KILL CHILDREN AND I EAT THINGS EmptyWords919: ahah yeah iradarnSatanasSepulchre: sdturely...
Posted by Caleb on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

aHAHA IM SO HIGH

mmmm i love potmuajana hahaha thats so like dumb its not even cool. im going to have some very deep, marijuanal-induced thoughts now. i feel like my time has came and gone, and maybe its time for a ch...
Posted by Caleb on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

pigs and whiskey dont mix

fuckin dude, i got picked up by the pigs afuckingain the other day on halloween. i drank so much fuckin whiskey and vodka and beer i dunno why but its what happens. i dont think im ever gonna be able ...
Posted by Caleb on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

im naked

yeah i figured youd click on it if you thought i was naked...........mmmmmmmm im fucking bored altars of madness is such a good fucking album. lord of all fevers and plauge is particularly good. i don...
Posted by Caleb on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

balls

sooo im gay........why the fuck are these called blogs?
Posted by Caleb on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST