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Casting Director: Have you ever been on TV before?
Bender: Once, when I took those hostages.
Calculon: I saw that! You were good. Let's hear you audition.
Bender: Banditos eh? Aw this is great! 'Cause I happen to have a flawless Spanish accent. (reading) I will say adios Padre! Come Jee-zus my faithful ...chi-hooa-hooa. Tonight we eat ...guacamowl by the El Rio!
Calculon: That was so bad I think you gave me cancer!
Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Ham?
Lisa: No.
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
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