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:) I have the most amazing family ever. And the greatest boyfriend. Think about it.Hey, I'm Krysti.I'm twenty years old, I just moved back home to California...I have green(ish) eyes, i have black hair... (it's naturally blond... but I won't tell if you won't).I'm about 5'6. I wear a lot of black, quite a few belts, and I feel naked if I leave the house without my chains. I have a few piercings (well, maybe more than a few), five tattoos, and too many stuffed animals... I like drawing and burning incense, I enjoy nature and the outdoors, and I love making people smile. I became an expert on my body as I carefully destroyed it. I am a bit shy, but thankfully not nearly as much as I used to be. I listen more than I speak, I think more than I do. I like experimenting and trying new and exciting things. I'm willing to try (almost) anything once, more if it catches my interest. I like to bring out the best in those around me, it's great. I love laughter, my guitar, milkshakes, mohawks, and rollie pollies...and I have a small uvula (that weird fleshy hangy-downy thing in Your throat...). I'm in the process of making cigarette butt wind chimes (though they wouldn't have any sound they would still be interesting)I have a few empty boxes and 140 or so cigarette butts saved up so far. Yeah.. Fun shit.. I... -used to have a mohawk -was an ear model... only for like an hour or so, though... ask me about it... weird story and shit (and once a shaved head) -once played cello, wish i still did -respect all music, though some can get annoying at times -try to be completely honest, even if I end up coming off too harsh -wish my weight was in moon pounds -have freckles -have a green mark on my thumb from a really cheap ring -love Greek salad -avoid watermelon like the plague -sometimes sleep naked -don't like the feeling of unshaved legs -just nailed 12 cigarette boxes to my bedroom wall (though I have no clue why) -get too nervous to play an instrument in front of anyone -have pet rats, want a tarantula some day -get sweaty armpits -have pet a penguin -have bowled with a head of cabbage -ridden an elephant -have flashed more than I have given handshakes -want to wear a strap on with really tight pants, call myself Pat, and hit on little girls waling home from school (just don't tell anyone) -have eaten ladybugs I chase Jose Quervo with Jack Daniels, Amber Bach, Guiness, Coke, Gatorade, water, orange juice, grape jelly, and an irish car bomb...top that, bitches
*The New and Improved Ultimate About Me*:
Basics:
Name: Christina "Krysti" Marlene Reinholtz
Date of Birth: December 17, 1988
Birthplace: Anaheim, California
Current Location: Pasadena, California
Eye Color: It tends to change, anywhere from green, brown, to hazel... They're kinda fun, I guess.
Hair Color: It's naturally blonde, but it's dyed black at the moment.
Height: 5'6ish
Heritage: I'm pretty fly for a white guy (girl??) heh,,,
Piercings: one inch plugs in each ear, 4 regular piercings in each ear, my nose, septum, bellybutton, and a few unmentionable others...
Tattoos: a peace sign on my ankle and two weird little faces on each of my forearms.... I want to get alot more, as soon as I get the cash
Favourite:
Band/Singer: Tom Waits
Song: Either Eyeball Kid by Tom Waits or Pea by RHCP
Movie: Party Monster
Disney Movie: Disney movies are the cause of teenage suicide.
TV show: The Office
Color: Black and orange
Food: Sushi (salmon and eel), graham crackers, and ketchup
Pizza topping: Pineapple
Ice-Cream Flavor: Vanilla or chocolate chip cookie dough
Drink (alcoholic): Jack Daniels :)
Soda: I fucking hate soda
Store: The liquor store down the street
Clothing Brand: Anything cheap
Shoe Brand: Doc Martensn
Season: Definitely Winter
Month: December
Holiday/Festival: Halloween
Flower: Sunflowers and red roses
Make-Up Item: You can never have enough black eyeliner
Board game: Candy Land and Mouse Trap
This or That
Sunny or rainy: How 'bout the snow?
Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla is definitely amazing
Fruit or veggie: That's a toughie...
Night or day: Night.... I can never fall asleep before three
Sour or sweet: It all depends on the situation at hand...
Love or money: Fruit cocktail.
Phone or in person: Phones are for crack whores
Looks or personality: Fuck looks. Today's society is completly shallow.
Coffee or tea: I love tea
Hot or cold: Cold
Your:
Goal for this year: Capture thirteen dust bunnies and lock them in the basement
Most missed memory: Being happy
Best physical feature: I like my eyes... and I've been told I have nice hips
First thought waking up: Get off my face, Onyx (I sleep with my pitt bull)
Hypothetical personality disorder: Eh. Which one?
Preferred type of plastic surgery: Um... ask me when I'm fourty
Sesame street alter ego: Oh man... That's a toughie. That elephant guy is pretty chill
Fairytale alter ego: Can I be Rumplestiltskin?
Most stupid remark: I don't think any remarks are stupid... just the people making them...
Worst crime: Stealing gummy bears
Greatest ambition: Don't really feel like sharing that one...
Greatest fear: Fingertip torture
Darkest secret: If I told you, it would do longer be a secret
Favorite subject: English and Biology
Strangest received gift: A spoon with a burnt sock cape
Worst habit: Biting my nails
Do You:
Smoke: Too much
Drink: Not enough
Curse: Usually, if the conversation at hand calls for it
Shower daily: Usually twice
Like thunderstorms: They're fucking amazing, dude
Dance in the rain: If I could dance, I totally would
Sing: Only when I'm alone... Or really drunk...
Play an instrument: I used to play cello, violin, piano, recorder, drums, xylophone, and stand up bass... I stick to my guitar now.
Get along with your parents: My dad and I are pretty close
Wish on stars: Nope.
Believe in fate: At times
Believe in love at first sight: If it ever happens, I'll let you know
Can You:
Drive: No. I'm a fucking loser
Sew: Yea... I love it
Cook: Of course
Speak another language: Just Pig Latin
Dance: Nope
Sing: When I'm alone
Touch your nose with your tongue: I wish.
Whistle: Yup
Curl your tongue: Nope. It's a retard.
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: What do you think went down last night?
Been Stoned/High: I used to be really into it...
Eaten Sushi: All the time. I fucking love it.
Been in Love: Um...
Skipped school: A few too many times
Made prank calls: Who the fuck hasn't, dude?
Sent someone a love letter: Yes
Stolen something: Probably
Cried yourself to sleep: Not for quite awhile
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? anone who habitually lies and is overly cocky/conceited
Are you right or left handed? right
What is your bedtime? three? six? Whenever I get tired, I guess.
Name three things you can't live without: My dog, clean underwear, and soy milk
What is the color of your room? I don't have a room...
Do you have any siblings? Two sisters and a brother
Do you have any pets? One dog, three rats (I had twelve, but was forced to get rid of most of them), a fish, mouse, two cats, and a ball python
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? No. Karma's a bitch.
What is you middle name? Marlene
What are you nicknames? Krysti, Chrissie, Pop Tart, HorrorBerry, Hobbes, Twacked Out Twat, Rock and Roll, Core, Tony, and a few others...
Are you for or against gay marriage? Definietly for. If you love someone, go for it.
What are your thoughts on abortion? Ehrm....
Do you have a crush on anyone? I guess.
Are you afraid of the dark? No, just of what's in the dark, I would say.
How do you want to die? Naked
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? Probably a million
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? Sure
What is the last law you’ve broken? I smoked some pot last night...
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: Dark
Eye color: Light
Height Taller than I am
Weight No preference
Most important physical feature: Hands and smile
Biggest turn-off dirty hair
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I'd like to meet:

sketchy old loser men who hang out at coffee shops and bars because they don't work. Der turnip... And Jesus.... he ate my cat.Artie chuckled, "Howard, someday the Mexicans are going to out number the humans!!!!".

My Blog

My poooooor puppy :(

Last night my dog was in the front yard with me and she saw a cat. She ended up running into the street after it, started yelping hysterically, and collapsed. She was unable to walk inside or even sta...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Oct 2008 01:57:00 GMT

I’ve been...

I had an eating disorder. I was a really bad cutter, requiring 49 stitches in one hospital visit. I was in foster care. I was in lock down group homes, with smelly, angry adults sleeping outside my ro...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 23:39:00 GMT

electrical outlets and grape jelly

jesus ate my cat...sometimes my poop has corn in it...richard simmons was my best friend, until i found rocky road and cream puffs....garden gnomes stole my grandpa....i feed pistachios and mayonnaise...
Posted by on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 22:32:00 GMT

Stupid Depressing Shit I Just Wanted to Write Down

Sometimes I want to write... but I don't know what to say...:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> Sometimes I want to write...but I don't always know how to transform...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 19:50:00 GMT

ground beef and kindergarten

Sometimes when I eat ground beef I cough and it comes out my nose.............kind of like when you're in kindergarten and you laugh and milk squirts out of your nose...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 23:39:00 GMT

snails and dead ponies

when i get drunk i draw pictures of ponies getting hit by busses and having slingshot fights with satan with peas and carrot sticks...and sometimes arrange snails in formations of upside down crosses,...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 20:28:00 GMT

Blegh

Forget dudes...     I'm going to become a lesbian...                         ...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 23:24:00 GMT

Sorry...

I have come to the slow realization that I have hurt alot of people. That is never my intention, though it usually tends to end up that way. My family, my friends, past lovers. I have broken alot of h...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 21:45:00 GMT

I wonder...

Sometimes I wonder what's going on inside my head. I don't think like alot of people, there are always random and confusing concepts floating around my mind. I always worry about everyone, like whethe...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 20:59:00 GMT

i dunno..

um.. hello.. im not really sure on what im supposed to do here...im no longer an online junkie, i guess...um... im just sitting at home.. the fan is on... blowing really cold air on my knee..the stupi...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 00:40:00 GMT