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Christian Hammers

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About Me

Well it is like this, I am a aspiring comedian, I love to talk and laugh and I joke with my friends alot. I do not have alot of friends but have a ton of acaintances. I hold what friends I have close to my heart, and like me they always have my back. I am looking for people who have my same interests and are not into drama, because frankly that shit sucks. I like to hang out with my comedy pals when they are in town and go to the clubs as much as possible. I have three children with the youngest having Autism. They are my world. Anything else you want to know then you will have to ask..
Your Inner Muse is Thalia
You are most like this playful muse of comedy.
Life is all about laughter to you, and you're a natural comic.
You make people laugh until their sides split.
And you're always up for some play time! What Muse Are You?
You Are Fun Sexy
You're funny, quirky, cute, and sassy.
Guys always have a great time with you, and that alone is sexy.
You've got an upbeat, optimistic spirit that totally shines through.
Any guy would be crazy to turn you down! What Kind of Sexy Are You? Libra
You are so popular, you have your choice of hotties. You can easily charm anyone of your choosing, and you often come home with someone you picked up at the bar. Despite your forward and extraverted nature, you are usually submissive in bed. You like your partner to take the lead and show you all of their little secrets. Sex matches: Gemini, Sagittarius, Aquarius
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Your Personality Profile
You are dreamy, peaceful, and young at heart.
Optimistic and caring, you tend to see the best in people.
You tend to be always smiling - and making others smile.
You are shy and intelligent... and a very hard worker.
You're also funny, but many people don't see your funny side.
Your subtle dry humor leaves your close friends in stitches. The World's Shortest Personality Test

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet YOU! Or anyone else in the comedy world. People who will make me laugh or like to laugh. I rotate my "Top friends" Alot but I keep the ones that mean alot to me in there All the time, so if you are not up there don't bitch, I can't put everyone up there!



My Blog

Around the House.....

So how the hell has everyone been??? I know I have been a horrible myspace friend and frankly I have no excuse for not posting except for the fact I have been hormonally preoccupied! lol Well I guess ...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 07:16:00 GMT

Bloggity Blog Blog!

Happy Friday people! I know I haven't been around lately and I apologise profusely for it! I wanna start by thanking all my readers and I would like to welcome David and Penny as new subscribers to my...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 04:10:00 GMT

A New one!!!

Ok I had no takers on my last blog, so lets change it up! Finish this Joke: My feet are so big they......... Ok Kiddos let me see what you come up with. I am kinda disapointed lol that no one wanted t...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 06:12:00 GMT

Damn I hate it when............

Ok People the new blog for the week is going to be slightly different. I know I am going to get some interesting responses and I can not wait to see them. This week we are going to finish this sentenc...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 08:02:00 GMT

For what it's worth.....

I was thinking, I have alot of friends that are poets and writers. So I thought it would be cool for everyone to leave me a comment with your favorite quote... I will start it off with one of my most ...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 21:10:00 GMT

A True Friend

A TRUE FRIEND TILL THE ENDAre you tired of all those sissy-ass "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speak...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 19:17:00 GMT

Politically Incorrect

Politically Incorrect Why did the chicken cross the road?Pat Buchanan:To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.---------------------------------------------Louis Farrakhan:The road, you will...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 14:02:00 GMT

Why I Love Kal Carter an Essay!

Oh what can I say about Kal Carter.Could it be he is a sweet heart and he is soooo polite? Nope. Is it that he likes to call me up on the phone and try out jokes on me? Nope. Is it that he likes ...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 19:36:00 GMT

So I haven't learned anything......

As I said, so I haven't learned anything..... I went out a few weeks ago with a few girlfriends to the local watering hole.....just a normal night in bum-fuckville. We decided to partake in the local ...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 16:31:00 GMT

Ahhh too much time on my hands...

      The Penis Study The United States spent $200,000.00 and two years studying why the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft.    After two years the ...
Posted by on Tue, 30 May 2006 19:46:00 GMT