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Jack Of All Trades

I'm a bad one, I'm a good one, I'm a sick one, with a smile ;)

About Me

I am a Mother, a Lover, and a Sinner ;) I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace))

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

I would love to be schooled by Ayn Rand, romanced by Anne Rice, seduced by Angelina Jolie,tattooed by Kat Von D, sung lullabies to by Maynard James Keenan...

Music:

Anything MAYNARD adds his voice to: TOOL, APC, Deftones, TMV, Bjork, SOAD- can't forget the oldies but goodies--Metallica, Led Zep, The Beatles, The Eagles, but don't be shocked or appalled if in my presence you hear Debussy, Tchaikovsky (TPR), basically I'm down for mostly anything, yeah I can be ghetto fab as well ;)

Movies:

If it scares me, spooks me, makes me question my sanity, makes me fall in love...with a place or period in time--I'm there, but I don't like to cry so I'm not a chick flick fan, never seen The Notebook.

Television:

CSI but I don't know how I could possibly enjoy it as much when Sara is gone...Law and Order all of them, Mad Men, LA Ink, What not to Wear. These will get me by until L-Word starts!

Books:

The Fountainhead, Atlas Shrugged, Ayn Rand; anything Anne Rice as well as Anne Roquelaure The Sleeping Beauty novels; Crime and Punishment, Brothers Karamazov, Dosteovsky; The Fixer, Bernard Malamud; Steven King in my younger years as well as his; The Count of Monte Cristo, Alexandre Dumas; For Whom the Bell Tolls, Hemmingway; A Confederacy of Dunces, John Kennedy Toole; East of Eden, John Steinbeck...If someone suggests it I'll more than likely read it.. most recently Little Earthquakes, Jennifer Weiner (every mother must read)

Heroes:

My Mother

My Blog

The Tooth Fairy

So about a week and half ago Renzo is eating and he goes into panic attack mode, and we're like "what?! what?!"  ... he had a loose tooth.  I'm thinking OMG I haven't even prepared him for t...
Posted by Jack Of All Trades on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 08:53:00 PST

Little Sis

I always joke that if Renzo had been born a girl that I would have put her back until she came back out a boy.  The thought of having a daughter is terrifying to me.  I know the kind of hell...
Posted by Jack Of All Trades on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 10:30:00 PST

Ales Cherry Blossom

Ale has been having issues at school with haterz. I know it's been getting her down and I thought this might be a cool surprise...a little pick-me-up. She was totally surprised and she loved it. ...
Posted by Jack Of All Trades on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 08:12:00 PST

Renzo's Camo Room

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Posted by Jack Of All Trades on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 04:47:00 PST

Here fishy fishy fishy

  I had always wanted an aquarium so when Pete suggested it I was way for it.  These little guys are so cool and so entertaining... believe it or not they do seem to have perso...
Posted by Jack Of All Trades on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 07:56:00 PST

Si Dios Quiere

There are few things in life that are certain.  There is no guarantee that you will be loved or that you will have success but one thing is certain, death.  We all know it's coming and I bel...
Posted by Jack Of All Trades on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 09:14:00 PST

Simmer, sinner

Turn me inside out and (please) don't feed the fire. Rage torment guilt, a mosaic, warring inside. The knots, vicious questions, why?....why? Gnawing at me, savoring this hurt, th...
Posted by Jack Of All Trades on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 09:30:00 PST

House Pics

Go to ImageShack.. to Create your own Slideshow...
Posted by Jack Of All Trades on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 01:13:00 PST

My tiny release...

Sometimes I write... APOLLO Relentless your rays peek out from behind, this Moon's feeble attempt to shield your might and your light, and you, our source of life and love have no doubt of your tr...
Posted by Jack Of All Trades on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 07:41:00 PST

Angels on the sideline, puzzled and amused...

I was talking to my mom yesterday about the man who killed those little Amish girls.  She asks me what makes these monsters?  What makes them snap??  Those poor little girls...  I...
Posted by Jack Of All Trades on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 03:29:00 PST