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Nous sommes Les Pierres Rogues! I realize that doesn't make any sense at all. I don't care. Fuck you.
Type 2 Diabetes. That whole "I ate so much candy and shit that my body no longer produces insulin" thing is fucking awesome. Also proves there is no interventionist God. Look it up in wikipedia under "pantheism."
The Michelin Man (so I can push him down a hill).
Portuguese Liturgical Gospel. You should really get down with PLG, it's the new hotness. Fuck that old nastiness.
I feel like such a retard when I like a movie. I'm all like blown away by a good movie because my expectations are so low. I think I should only be "blown away" by a really powerful movie, but I found myself raving over Mission Impossible: III when let's face it, it was probably a decent flick at best. But what are you gonna do? One of these days I'm going to write a movie about a man who except for having an unfortunate tendancy to firebomb focus groups, is the greatest guy on earth and God's gift to women, children and dopey-eyed golden retrievers. The viewer is going to be conflicted because on one hand, this guy is a total schlep who will bend over backwards for anyone and is funny, handsome and totally schmaltzy. But on the other hand, he massacres people with fire. It'll be a "think" piece.
The FBI intercepts your brainwaves through the tv and uses them to force Baby Jesus to kill kittens.
Penthouse Letters. Swedish Erotica. OK, this is really tough for me, but... I'm illiterate. I'd write more, but the bitter tears are shorting out my keybo
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