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About Me

"A Minute" Music Video Produced and Edited By Ryan Sommer. (Don't be a retard, STOP the music on the top of page before you watch)

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 12/29/2005
Band Website: http://groups.myspace.com/worstfanclub
Band Members: The Worst Kid, Danny Vader, Clarence Blair, CB3, Papa Smurph, Captian Crunch, Kimmy Gibler, Anna Nicole Smith, Alex Trebek, Don Imus, Chevy Chase
Influences: Britney Spears, Heineken, Kool Keith, Rum on the rocks, Frank Sinatra, The GZA, Hot Sauce, Benny Blunts, Master P, Scorpion Bowls, Pedro Martinez, DJ 808, Dodge Street, Black and Milds, Bill Clinton, EPMD, Artichoke Pinky, Ghostface Killa, Radio Scotviod, The Force, MF Doom, Tony Spaz, Cannibal Ox, Jessica Alba, Moe Sizlack, De La Soul, Peter Griffin, CB3, Biz Markie, Iambic Pentameter, LSD, Jery Remy, Rodney Harrison, Zack Morris, Biggie Smalls, Turkey Sandwiches with Bacon on them shits.
Sounds Like: People having sex in the apartment next door.
Record Label: Mimosa Records

My Blog

The Worst Kid shelved several days with tired arm

TORONTO -- Boston Red Sox reliever The Worst Kid won't pitch for several days because of a tired arm.The Worst Kid has not appeared in a game since Friday, when he allowed a career-high four runs, inc...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 10:40:00 GMT

Sports Illustrated Names The Worst Kid Dirtiest Player

For the second time in three years, The Worst Kid tops Sports Illustrated's list of dirtiest players. Of the 361 players polled during the preseason, 23 percent of them pointed to The Worst Kid. Secon...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 08:01:00 GMT

The Worst Kid Game Time Decision for Panthers

CHARLOTTE, N.C. -- Carolina Panthers All-Pro receiver The Worst Kid practiced for the second straight day Friday as he recovers from a strained right hamstring. "He looked good," said coach Danny V...
Posted by on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 10:55:00 GMT

The Worst Kid Named NL Player of the Month

Even with fresh new faces and names this year, ROCKWORST has been one of the best teams in the baseball, thanks to veteran center fielder The Worst Kid. Last month, The Worst Kid led the National Lea...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 08:33:00 GMT

Sit and stare at the wall, its less irritable

The origin of your fortune is a pinch of each person Take it from the worst kid Believe me The price is greedy for a cd You give your money to a girl at the mall 16.99, 17.99, 25.99.. You just dont c...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 12:23:00 GMT

And Laugh at them again.......

  These pages of phrases wont make me famous Its a way to stay ageless thru phases Theyre caught up in contagious hype Of whos got the new funny clothes Im white and got a runny nose Everybody kn...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 12:20:00 GMT

Just a verse, one verse.

First day of January Eating a Cadbury Egg Butt naked with my legs all hairy Girl, lets get Married On The Vegas Strip, taking Acid hits with Senator Kerry Plus sip plenty of henny Razor blade confett...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 10:52:00 GMT

Fuck Pop Culture

I fucking hate Pop Culture. It is a manipulating mechanism of control.  TV shows like The Real World, Laguna Beach and Sex and the City are tools used to dictate your behavior. You watch these sh...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 08:21:00 GMT

Mike Tyson

Mike Tyson is my hero. Check out all the great things he's said: Miscellaneous Quotes "I really dig Hannibal. Hannibal had real guts. He rode elephants into Cartilage." "I like the British bikes. I ...
Posted by on Mon, 22 May 2006 08:57:00 GMT

OxyMorons

Expect the unexpected Accepted through rejection Weve got different things in common Your entertainment is boring We can go to my small mansion Have a race for last place Im a light heavyweight Tryin...
Posted by on Fri, 12 May 2006 09:00:00 GMT