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Joel

About Me

i'm not here to start no trouble, i'm just here to do the super bowl shuffle

(Original Layout by Mike Industries .
Adapted by emusementarcade .)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

steve bartman, the son of svengoolie, anybody with a lot of money who thinks i'm super-cool, captain kangaroo (our time will come), the cast of "wacky races"

My Blog

100 Things NOT to Do in Hollywood (31 - 40)

31.    Buy fish from Vallarta supermarkets. 32.    Believe anyone who says they will work for food.  They won't.  I don't think they will.  They just want ...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 18:31:00 GMT

100 Things NOT to Do in Hollywood (21 - 30)

21.  Believe anyone who says your loafers are untied 22.  Smoke pot with anyone who was a series regular on Nickelodeon if you have someplace you need to be in the next 24 hours 23.  Sa...
Posted by on Fri, 05 May 2006 22:27:00 GMT

100 Things NOT to Do in Hollywood (11 - 20)

Following is a continuation of a list, in no particular order, of things NOT to do in Hollywood: DO NOT: 11.  Bring a date to Little Ethiopia, unless its the end of the relationship...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 18:27:00 GMT

100 Things NOT to Do in Hollywood (1 - 10)

Following is a list, in no particular order, of things NOT to do in Hollywood: DO NOT: Eat at Pinks Critique Scientology over drinks at Birds (5925 Franklin Ave.) Talk shit in elevators Say watc...
Posted by on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 07:38:00 GMT