I want to meet people who read shampoo bottles when they're in the bathroom, dance in the car, love espresso but can't drink it straight, can speak more than two languages (no, I can't, but I wish), surf (no, I don't, but oh, I want to learn), have visitepd Budapest, can kip up from the ground, can instinctively fix all types of machinery, own mutts they love, slay vampires, read so much they couldn't possibly pick a favorite book, are amiable with no delusions of superiority, enjoy Meditteranean food, teach or learn philosophy, and own galoshes. Any combination of the above is acceptable and I'm open to suggestions.