About Me
I am a reasonably quiet chap who enjoys collecting shoe boxes, horse hair, and communicable diseases. I love curling up next to the fire with a good colouring book or perhaps "The Peculiar Neurodegenerative Inhabitants of the Kazawa Atoll", a cup of milky tea and a china light. I enjoy eating Bubble-O-Bill ice creams and peach flavoured jelly bellys. I am easily entertained; I once stared for hours at a colony of ants as they carved up and carted away the severed finger of what I deduced to be my great aunt Lil. I am scared of wasps (but not bees) and dirty band-aids floating in swimming pools. I don't have a middle name. I am horrified by people who chew gum while drinking beer. My ideal friend would need to have access to extra large freezer bags, rubber bands and a big back yard with soft soil.
I'll bring a dozen white roses, a shovel, and my dad's claw hammer.
hello - goodbye - way-ohh
