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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Marissa "Brandine", "Best Friend", "Psychopath", "Emo Cutter"
Birthday: February 8th, 1990. Id like a pretty lip ring, thanks.
Birthplace: Alsip, illinois. It gets worse every year.
Current Location: Alsip. I know...
Eye Color: Brown. I hate it.
Hair Color: Idk. Its brown. It was black but it faded.
Height: 5'6 or something around there.
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right. But theyre both useless.
Your Heritage: Scottish. 50%, but i say im 100%. Lol.
The Shoes You Wore Today: My vans with the checkerboard. Not the slip ons. the awesome ones.
Your Weakness: EBSP. Lol. and daniel isaac.
Your Fears: Serial Killers. John Wayne Gacy.
Your Perfect Pizza: Chheeese. And Pepperoni.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Feed my enemies to jeffrey dahmer.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Ill burn you with tea.
Thoughts First Waking Up: GET OFF ME BRANDY!!!!!
Your Best Physical Feature: idk. i hate everything about me. But i liked my 13 earring studded ear. lol.
Your Bedtime: Whenever i collapse
Your Most Missed Memory: lunch table '06. my freshman year. all the times with my friends. Wrestlemania 22.
Pepsi or Coke: COKE!!! im literally addicted. i hate all other pop.
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither. im so sick of them.
Single or Group Dates: i dont go on dates. im a loner AND a loser.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither. ill burn u with both though
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: im not allowed to have either
Do you Smoke: god no
Do you Swear: guess
Do you Sing: not anymore. cause i suck.
Do you Shower Daily: YES. omg.
Have you Been in Love: maybe. it was like 3 years ago and a long story.
Do you want to go to College: i AM going to college
Do you want to get Married: eh. not really.
Do you belive in yourself: not at all
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: hell no
Are you a Health Freak: psh. no.
Do you get along with your Parents: not at all... im not kidding. i get in a fight with them everyday. personal differences.
Do you like Thunderstorms: YES. i live for them.
Do you play an Instrument: nope. i have no musical talent.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: NOOO. I DONT DRINK
In the past month have you Smoked: STRAIGHTEDEDGE
In the past month have you been on Drugs: NO
&..39;In the past month have you gone on a Date:' nope. i dont date.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yup. i just went to hot topic. im going again on tuesday
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i dont like oreos actually.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: ew. im not a hollywood fag
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope.
In the past month have you been Dumped: no. no1 wants to go out w/ me.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: ew. no. i dont want to gets AIDS
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: um.... scissors. lol.
Ever been Drunk: god no.
Ever been called a Tease: nope.
Ever been Beaten up: hah yeah. and i get a lot of threats
Ever Shoplifted: never
How do you want to Die: gun to the head at 40.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: veterinarian or a psychologist. dunno which yet.
What country would you most like to Visit: England
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Greeeen :]
Favourite Hair Color: Black.
Short or Long Hair: Well it depends on the person... but longer.
Height: idc. taller than me
Weight: emo boy! lol jk. or am i.
Best Clothing Style: gothic
Number of Drugs I have taken: ZERO
Number of CDs I own: omfg... a LOT.
Number of Piercings: 20. 14 in right ear, 5 in left, Right Lip Ring
Number of Tattoos: 0... at the moment
Number of things in my Past I Regret: everything
♥ my name is marissa and i dont care what u call me
♥ i used to believe i was a vampire♥ preps piss me off
♥ i listen to emo and punk music♥ i am NOT scene
♥ boys should NOT wear girls pants
♥ i buy only guys shirts + hoodies
♥ goodwill and kmart is the shitt
♥ black and pink nail polish rock
♥ i liked my chemical romance BEFORE it got kewl
♥ some asshole stole my MCR cd ♥ dont mistake my piercing for self-mutilation
♥ im super nice under my sarcastic weird shell
♥ wakefield is the best band ever
♥ wakefields new cd sucks
♥ i HATE tom, and tom is NOT my friend
♥ i made my mom a myspace
♥ emo is just a fad
♥ i hate trends and fads
♥ i DESPISE furby, bratz dolls, and reality tv
♥ 80's monster ballads are freakin awesome
♥ the guy from White Lion is hott
♥ white lion is an awesome hair metal band
♥ i say awesome and that rocks a lot because i lack a vocabulary
♥ i have bitch radar
♥ i keep grudges forever♥ i HATE DRAMA!!!!!
♥ safety pins and tacks are my world
♥ green day are sellouts
♥ yellowcard are sellouts
♥ive never watched MTV in my life
♥ people think im on drugs but im not
♥ people like to do drug deals over me.
♥ proudly saying "im emo" is like shouting "im a suicidal lunatic!"
♥ im emo on the inside
♥ im skilled at making it look like everything is ok
♥ i HATE cheerleaders
♥ i cant stand girls
♥ my back is forever scarred from the stab wounds
♥ you cant beat indie music
♥ "This Mantra" is the best song ever
♥ id like to pretend my past doesnt exist
♥ i can be very emotional, but never show it
♥ i dont look to other people for comfort
♥ i really like ripped and torn things
♥ im an art loser
♥ i pick all the wrong friends
♥ i have taken anger management classes
♥ i despise the sun
♥ piercings are just what i do
♥ i refuse to add people with an excessive amount of friends. i dont care if u know them or not
♥ the Black Death fascinates me and i love history. particulary gruesome stuff
♥ i am extremely opinionated
♥ i prefer to be alone
♥ social events are just not for me
♥ my goal is to become a veterinarian
♥ im very paranoid
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Pics -Hate Mail -Stalk -Friends -Comments
I'm Marissa Ford and I am damned notorious. Disclaimer All characters and events in this myspace - even those based on real people - are entirely psychotic. All persons are insulted... poorly. This following page contains coarse language and due to its content should not be read by anyone. So... You WILL misjudge me by coming here and I don't give a damn. Instead of going on and on about crap no one is going to read, I'm just going to put up one of those stupid myspace surveys. Be forewarned that I AM insulting and my humor you aren't going to understand.
The Ultimate MySpace Survey
Basics
Name: Marissa Ford. DO NOT call me Ford or I'll murder you.
Nickname: Brandine. Jewel gives rise to made up hillbilly names in the parking lot. And Mad Hatter. Oh, my tea parties were fun.
Birthdate: February 8th, 1990. Pedophiles better get a move on, I'll be legal soon :p. Actually, I knew a pedophile once. He was nice.
Hometown: Alsip. Why haven't you ever heard of it? It's such a disgrace to society that the government is hiding us
Current Town: Still hiding from the Feds.
Gender: Hermaphodite. Hey, you wouldn't know. Haha.. Reminds me of that House episode. "You have balls". Lmao.
Looks
Hair Color: Uh.. yeah.. I have no idea. It's a brown type color. It was brown but I dyed it blonde a million times then brown again then red and black. That faded now its a weird mixture.
Eye Color: Brown. The worst shade too. Was expelled from the color wheel.
Height: Hell if i even know anymore. I'm just gonna leave it at 5'6 cause people say theyre certain heights and it doesnt add up.
Weight: Unless its under 100 you dont need to know.
Style of Clothes: Um. Black. Always all black. Because I like the color. And a hoodie. According to "What Not The Wear" I dress like a 13 yr old boy.
Style of Shoes: Sneakers. Theyre awesome. Checkerboard Vans. But I end up wearing my fake Converse cause I dont feel like finding my vans.
Most Appealing Feature: Honestly? I hate everything about myself. Oh, i like my crack nail when it grows out.
Piercings: Fuck yeah. My Pride. 25 piercings. 2 lip rings, 2 labrets, 2 eyebrow rings, 14 right ear, 5 left ear.
Tatoos: I'm not big on the whole tattoo business. Much more into sharp things penetrating my face. [And neck eventually cause i want a Vampire's Kiss]
Family
Mom's Name: Parental Unit.
Dad's Name: Fat Parental Unit.
Brothers: Bubbles.
Sisters: No sister. :[ I want one. Maybe I'll steal a dumpster baby and make my parents adopt it.
Any Pets?: Brandy!, Kitten, Cat, 3 Turtles. They escape. It angers me.
Favorites
Food: Since a very limited amount of people have seen me eat, I'm not giong to tell you.
Drink: Coke. Or water.
TV Show: South Park, Simpsons, King of the Hill, Futurama, Malcolm in the Middle, Girls Next Door, HGTV
Movie: "Last Man On Earth". Old black and white horror. Fucking love Vincent Price. DIE YOU BASTARD WILL SMITH!
Car: I despise cars. I have to get one in like June though. For college. Psh. Oh well.. easier to stalk that way. ;]
Band or Artist: Wakefield. Except they sold out.
Book: Hm.. I love books... lame as it is, its gotta be "Among the Hidden". Hey stfu i got it years ago. Oo.. "It" was really good.
Place to Hangout: Uh.. yeah.. I don't exactly hang out... When i do it consists of sitting on my couch figuring out what to do. Lol. Before I used to go to hwp with the emo kids. I miss them.
Can you...
Draw: Kind of... if i really work on it. But im really more an oil pastel person.
Cook: hahaha. no... i cant even make toast right. i melted microwave macaroni.
Play an instrument: i wanna play hillbilly spoons. like grandma thora on Arthur.
Play any sports: i HATE sports.
Act: prolly not. and i hate people who think they can act. they cant. so thatd be.. like all of the drama club. hahah.
Sing: no. but i do it anyways. i dont care. i like to.
Dance: hoe-down! but no, i cant dance. nor do i want want to. i like river dancing though.
Shoot a gun: you do NOT want to give ME a gun. oo except at outdoor world in gurnee mills. ill get a real gun if you dont let me play the quarter gun things. lol. seriously though.
Fight: i can threaten. and stab. when i stab people it bleeds. thats two people now. lol. BOTH accidents.
Drive: no... im getting my permit very soon and ima be taught to drive. ^_^
School
Clubs or sports: I have never joined a club since my time at eisenhower. Cept for a year of drill team/color guard in ROTC.
Number Students in grade: um.. like... 440 i think. somewhere around there.
Mascot: Hah took me a minute. Cardinal. Uh.. yeah.. pretty lame. At least were not a fucking rocketship. "I need more coke bottle for my rocket ship! Busy busy day". Lmfao.
Favorite class: I took it last year, but AP Psychology by far. 5 on my test bitch! #1 in the class. hehe. Oh, but i really like Trigonometry this year.
Favorite teacher: Mr. Urban!! he was kick ass.
Future Career: Psychiatrist. Love to work in a mental hospital though.
Number of schools attended: two. Eisenhower and Moraine Valley. Im going back in the spring to take [hopefully] Abnormal Psychology and i have to take Com102 but i might take Lit class instead.
In the opposite sex
Single?: Them? umm.. if i wanted to date them? Or are you asking me..? No, im completely unavailable.
Looking around?: Lemme think.. fuck no?
Orientation: Straight. People can only know so much about themselves though. Lol. The other person idc cause it doesnt matter to me. Er.. if they dating me id prefer if they werent gay? That wouldnt really work. lol.
Hair color: I.. dont.. care..? Long as its not blonde, were good. Lol.
Hair length: Em.. long hair best but idc. Thes question like require shallowness I swear. If you invent some person person in your mind youll never find them.
Eye color: Green. pretty. Like Daniel Isaac's.
Height: Long as theyre not shorter than I am its good.
Weight: I'm not shallow, so I dont really care.
Personality: Original. And psychotic enough to get along with me.
Interests: NOT warcraft. Sitting around watching tv all day. Ownz.
Taste in clothes: Black. Lol. Btw, Im already aware of what the perfect person looks like. I wont go into detail however cause youll steal them :p
Taste in music: Uh.. like mine.. but people with other music interests are good cause youre exposed to more types. i found out who sung this one song that way. lol.
Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend but have a crush on someone else?: Hell no? I'm not like that. If I did then i wouldnt be with my bf now would I? Oh, but i still have a crush on a teacher. Hahah. No wonder understands that though. Lol.
Have you ever...
Sky dived: Peggy Hill! So.. no.
Been out of the country: Good ole America. Can't ever make me leave. Namely cause of that one video we watched in Geography bout the woman who got stuck in Iran.
Been out of the state: Si. Iowa last summer. Wanna do that again. Yes, I am a loser. So i enjoy going to antique stores in tiny little towns in the middle of nowhere.
Skinny dipped: If i wanted herpes id revisit the lunch table.
Snuck out of the house: Yeah. I left the house to go take a walk. Guess thats not really sneaking out.. If i went somewhere i openly said i was running away. Lol.
Been to a beach: I hate the beach. Cept I do like sitting on the end of the pier. It was cold and windy. Pleasent.
Kissed a stranger: Technically? Lol. I didnt know them too well. But that was the only other person. So ha. Whore.
Been dumped: I am not really sure how to answer this.. Im still confused. And dont care anymore.
Dumped someone: Ermm... not exactly? Long story.
Been on TV: Hell no. And i never want to be on tv. Someone else can have my damn 15 minutes of fame. Ill take my simple life.
Been on stage: With chorus? In like 6th-8th grade. Ive since realized i really cant sing. Lol.
Stolen something: Never. I know you don't believe me. I haven't even stolen candy.
Been arrested: On the verge of it all the time. I should stfu sometimes.
Been shot with a paintball: No. I will be very pissed off if some punk ass kid does that to me too. You know what Im talking about. Immature kids that think theyre funny.
Seen someone die: And videotaped it. Then showed it to the other victims.
Been in a car accident: Technically. My mom drove into a train. Hah.
Something to end it with
What languages do you speak?: English. Psychotic rambling.
Which ones fluently?: Oh, definetly the rambling. For the people that "speak english" its I AM not I BE.
When was the last time you've been in a relationship?: Hi, I'm in one.
What do people find most interesting about you?: Usually people ask about my piercings first. And then about my serial killer obsession.
What was the craziest thing you've ever done?: Said we should rob the bank in front of the bank? Lol. Im a dumbass.
What was the hardest thing you've ever done?: Told somebody something. Um.. went to Riveredge.
Do you like something that people would find weird or funny, name it?: Serial Killers. Loren, lol. Then sound of gravel. Holly Madison.
What is your AIM or Yahoo screen name?: .. TrailerPrkJunkie, Yahoo: SubliminalXmOBSCENE
Do you have a rubber bracelet?: Fuck no I can't stand those things. It was one of the stupidest trends ever made esp. since they started out as a charity thing then turned into a non-charity fashion statement
If so, what does it say?: Being who I am, itd prolly say "I hate this bracelet".
What item would you want to get the most?: Hmm. I'm not one to be materialistic. But I think theres something we all want. I want a locket. ^_^.
Have you ever been to a Warped Tour?: No.. :[ I wanted to go with the emo kids last summer. But i had gone to Wrestlemania 22 so there was no money left.
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