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andrea

It's like what Lenin said... you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh... / I am the wal

About Me

"Face, you're turning luck in to an art form." "Well, art form is a bit much. I prefer to think of it as talent for the remarkable."

My Interests

sailing. music. my hammock and really good naps. persevering vigilance to keep my back porch extinguished from fire. encouraging friends to rent hot tub in backyard for one day or recruit visit by nude vacuuming concubine. time is most usually spent, unfortunately, going to school. trying to remedy that by may 2006. time is now spent getting paid to drink beer and play counterstrike. hell, yeah, techjob.

I'd like to meet:

The entire 2007 America's Cup Emirates Team New Zealand race crew. Or the Italians, if they win the LV cup...

Music:

kinks, ratatat, wilco, the shins, wefunkradio.com, jazzmusique.com, neko case, the walkmen, guided by voices, brian wilson, califone, the go team, king tubby, silver jews, brmc, the dining rooms, iron and wine

Movies:

dr. strangelove, fear and loathing in las vegas, the big lebowski, breakfast at tiffany's, sometimes almodovar, the three original star wars, starship troopers!!!, sixteen candles, breakfast club, dirty dancing

Television:

arrested development, aqua teen hunger force,sealab 2021, family guy, miami vice, magnum p.i., nightrider, a-team

Books:

anything featuring pictures or sandpaper letters

Heroes:

see above, 'who i'd like to meet'

My Blog

sexual chocolate: how to make a hershey's kiss thumbprint cookie

just a note:we're online trying to figure out how to make those cookies with the hershey's kiss in the center. it gets dirty.recipe in whole is posted below, but just need to point out this part:"Dip ...
Posted by andrea on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 11:27:00 PST

How I Got Assaulted By A Soccer Mom

or, "Why To Stay Away From Bernal Heights." Gentle Readers... Indulge me. A story, perhaps, worth lamenting upon. Last night I set out to run a quick errand up bernal hill to exchange some cat food...
Posted by andrea on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 10:00:00 PST

the jangly effervescence of surplus think space

walking up the stairs just now to return to class, i had only two words jangling around in my head: 'nauseous' and 'yawning.' now, to clarify, this is actually the sort of nausea that comes from yawni...
Posted by andrea on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST