watching people talk about the changing weather from the windows of their large suvs and say "we've got to do something about it"
arm wrestling champions with carpel tunnel syndrome who can still create wonderful handy crafts while taking the ultra extreme agony of knowing that it will never become an extreme sport again. and grandmothers who drop the handy crafts for arm wrestling in hopes of never knitting again.
Jack Kavorkian, Charles Manson, the REAL underground shit
The kind of movies that will impress you and reward me with " I am sooo worldly punk rock points".
I use it to block out the dangerous rays of the sun and to hold up a plant. Don't ask me about sitcoms or " reality " shows it is fucking annoying.
books are great to stand on when you're small. they should make books that turn into step stools for young'ins and midgets. besides under the Patriot Act we're not supposed to read books, just burn them!
HENRY F'N ROLLENS and the Wright brothers who the fuck besides God would have tried some shit like that.