working out and shooting things
I'd like to meet:
Pretty much anybody, thats what I love about my job, BUT you can't be a SHIT BAG! This is a no shit bag zone! There are many types of shit bags and I know I can't hit them all, but I will do my best to enlighten you as to the definition of the term to some degree. A shit bag consists of anybody that smokes crack, shoots meth, beats on their wife (or husband), kicks their dog, those that wear a dirty ass hat on their head, those that don't shower when needed, those who eat with dirty fingers, those that spend more on there system than they do on the car it goes in, he who wears a tank top to go out and eat, those that smoke in front of their children, those that ask their child to go get them a beer, those that drink and drive with a child in the car (or the special breeds that allow their kids to drive for them while they are drunk), idiots that spray paint flames on there car, anybody who would purposely paint their car CAMO and drive it around, those that think its cool to have a car that kills every mosquito with in five miles of it due to the smoke, anybody that answers with "I don't know" when you ask them where their kids are at, at this very moment, those that answer with "I dont work!" when you ask them where they work, those with dirty feet from walking bare foot through a parking lot that many have spit and pissed in, those that drive without insurance and run when they hit your car (reference the "Me Friend"), those that will steal from their parents, those that steal, rape, murder or burn shit up, those that feel they should get all the medical treatment they need because they dont work, people that talk shit online, those that feel I am some how delighted to see there ass crack due to their pants being to big, anybody that picks at their face and arms while talking about getting there children back (or those in general that talk about getting there children back), anybody that says "Me friend" during any part of a conversation and those that feel they must answer with HAAAA every time you ask them a question. OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! and now I can add to that list....those that decide to die and make me come find them after they've been there for a MONTH!! BASTARDS!!So.....if your a non shit bag kinda person, then chat away.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Shane Croft
Birthday: 10-01-1975
Birthplace: Dallas, TX
Current Location: Waxahachie, TX
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6'1"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: US
The Shoes You Wore Today: Nike's
Your Weakness: way to many, kids and old people top it
Your Fears: snakes, little or small they all need to die
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: have a better year than last
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: Damn I wan't to go to back to sleep
Your Best Physical Feature: my eyes
Your Bedtime: depends
Your Most Missed Memory: my father
Pepsi or Coke: neither
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate of course
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither
Do you Smoke: at times
Do you Swear: yup
Do you Sing: at the top of my lungs in the shower
Do you Shower Daily: twice :)
Have you Been in Love: of course
Do you want to go to College: nope
Do you want to get Married: some day
Do you belive in yourself: very much so
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: some what
Are you a Health Freak: not really but I do have my perks
Do you get along with your Parents: some what
Do you like Thunderstorms: love them
Do you play an Instrument: nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yup
In the past month have you Smoked: yup
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nah, to scared of the peni-TAINT-ry
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yup
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: god no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: NEGITIVE
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nah, too cold, would shrink my pod
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yup, always stealing pens
Ever been Drunk: too many times to remember
Ever been called a Tease: a few
Ever been Beaten up: everybody takes an ass whipping at least once
Ever Shoplifted: yup
How do you want to Die: I don't, but if I had to choose I would say happy and in my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'm all grown up
What country would you most like to Visit: Figi
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: toss up, deep brown eyes are hard to beat, but blue's good as well
Favourite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: 5'10"-6'00"
Weight: 130ish-140ish
Best Clothing Style: casual
Number of Drugs I have taken: not saying
Number of CDs I own: too many
Number of Piercings: one
Number of Tattoos: two
Number of things in my Past I Regret: nothing, what I have done in my past has made me what I am today, and it paid off
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Music:
Anything that will get the heart pumping. I listen to pretty much everything but enjoy rock the most. Country is kinda depressing and I'm not the rapping kinda guy. Love music that will inspire a workout, make you drive fast and want to pounce somebody at a moments notice.
Movies:
Tough one, prolly go with anything with death, sex, violence and comedy. Some of my favorites are Heat, Snatch, Boondock Saints, Lonesome Dove (the beat down scene with the wagon wheel is great!), and anything with Clint Eastwood. Man on Fire prolly tops the list due to the extent and type of killing of those that needed it.
Television:
Don't really watch alot of TV, I do watch Texas Swat on A & E
Books:
Innocence Lost-very good book by Carlton Stowers about the murder of undercover Midlothian Police Officer George Raffield.
How You Life Your Life
You have a good sense of self control and hate to show weakness.
You're laid back and chill, but sometimes you care too much about what others think.
Your friends tend to be a as quirky as you are - which is saying a lot!
You have one big dream in your life, and you never lose sight of it.
How Do You Live Your Life?
Heroes:
My dad
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