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kylie jackman

Don't go all hippo smelly on me now!!

About Me

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Ok. So when i was younger i used to have ginger underneath my hair. (u kno, brown on top, ginger underneath) it was a fashion statement, and i was showing some support to my mum. I have a tendency to laugh at things i don't understand, or maybe thats just what i want you to think. I enjoy sending people to war. If i tell you i love a band, what i really mean is, i know 3 of their songs and i google the lyrics to them. i have a pet rabbit named Buggs. Nuff sed. I sing alot, especially to Whitney & Mariah, i can nearly hit all the notes. I stabbed my sister, but i wont go into that right now, she's ok though! Once i pushed my mum into the fireplace and she hurt her back, or neck, or face or something, but it was her fault for not ironing my mini skirt or some shit. Bitch! My name means boomer-rang. Cheers Mum! My Dad is one of the village people, he is gay and drives a red car. My sister (the one who i didn't stab) has a thing for gay men. Especially if they already have boyfriends, what can i say .... homewrecker! Laura is one of my fav girls, if she was a boy we would be married, we've already had this talk. We have naps together and snuggle up in bed, Ellen likes me to fart on her fanny because she likes the vibration, Rheanna types like... well it's just really weird and she gets mad at us when we point and laugh at her when she is doing the weird typing. Sara watches the Boosh at least once a day, and she thinks she's a better cook than me. Lizzi can get really scary when she tells you off. MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests


Getting wasted with lush people.
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I'd like to meet:

Charlie Hunnam. Hummmana hummmana hmmmmmm

Music:

is nasty yo

Television:


Books:

Im not really into reading books.i prefer to put make up on.

Heroes:

My big sister ..

My Blog

Oasis

Is really fun. So like me Craig and Sar woke up really early to go swimming so i missed Hollyoaks an i wanted to cry but i didn't then Craig put TLC -Lie lie lie ... i dunno what the song is called bu...
Posted by I WANT TO HORSE YOU!!! on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 08:08:00 PST

Last yarrs stuff

2006 was a fun un, Can't remember loadsa stuff thou.. Craig help one out thank you please. Crying on the phone to Craig and Steve to start of 2006 great fun! New job. Working with Laura again. Scarli...
Posted by I WANT TO HORSE YOU!!! on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 02:24:00 PST

Short and sweet

Well I just don't know what's going on with the world today. There is something not quite right. I saw a seagull trying to eat a pigeon that was still alive yesterday, I couldn.t just stand there and...
Posted by I WANT TO HORSE YOU!!! on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 01:13:00 PST

Ghost story

On Sunday 8th January, Funke and I went to E Shed on the waterfront, we ordered two coca colas and a pizza to share. The man came over and gave it to us. So we were waiting for the pizza to cool down...
Posted by I WANT TO HORSE YOU!!! on Tue, 10 Jan 2006 02:37:00 PST

This song was made for me, i swear!

I'm an ugly girl, my face makes you hurlSad I have it, I should bag itAcne everywhere, unwanted facial hairI'm a relation to Frankenstein's creation"You're so ugly you disgust me"I'm a bland homely gi...
Posted by I WANT TO HORSE YOU!!! on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 11:22:00 PST

gettin hot hot hot

im only doing this because im bored and everyone else has posted a pointless blog, so i want to as well, only because i copy people. i do ramble on abit, i can go on and on and tell y'all about a bath...
Posted by I WANT TO HORSE YOU!!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

celine dion

celine dion is amazing! i would do her!!!!
Posted by I WANT TO HORSE YOU!!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST