Apples And Wine......... |
Apples and Wine Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, t...
Posted by Chantel on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 05:54:00 PST |
When girls drink too much |
WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............1. WE HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHERE OUR PURSE IS.2. WE BELIEVE THAT DANCING WITH OUR ARMS OVERHEAD ANDWIGGLING OUR BUTT WHILE YELLING "WOO-HOO!" IS TRULY THE SE...
Posted by Chantel on Wed, 19 Oct 2005 02:53:00 PST |
Truth about girls.... |
midol is like crack. end of story.- we love ben & jerry more than you.- we will never be too old for sleepovers.- gossip isn't a sin. it's an art.- we aren't ashamed to cry.- we must go to the bat...
Posted by Chantel on Sat, 17 Sep 2005 01:14:00 PST |
A womans prayer |
A Single Woman's Prayer... Now I lay me down to sleep,I pray for a man who's not a creep.One who's handsome, smart and strong,And not afraid to admit when he's wrong.One who thinks before he speaks,An...
Posted by Chantel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
My Birthday |
Your Birthdate: August 6
A birthday on the 6th of the month adds a tone of responsibility, helpfulness, and understanding to your natural inclinations.
Those born on the sixth are more ...
Posted by Chantel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
My Oath to my Friends!! |
Are you tired of all those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:
1. ...
Posted by Chantel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Warning Labels..... |
NEW LIQUOR WARNING LABELS
Due to increasing products liability litigation, American liquor manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately ...
Posted by Chantel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Pre-Booty Call Agreement....... |
PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT This pre-booty call Agreement (hereinafter referred to as "The Agreement") is entered into on this ___day of ______________, 20 __, and by____________________, (hereinafter re...
Posted by Chantel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
