Hello there.
I'm David.
Most people I know call me DB.You can too if you like.
I'm 52 years old.
Wait!
I'll try that again.
Nope.
Didn't work.
I'm still 52.
I cannot begin to tell you how depressed that statement makes me feel.
I didn't really notice it happening.
I look in the mirror and I hardly recognize myself.
I'm getting more chins than the Chinese Phone Book.
I think I'm becoming slightly eccentric as I get older.
I've developed the affectation of only ever wearing black.
I'm ready for funerals at the drop of a hat.
I have had my own hairdressing business since 1979.
I think it's time to stop now.I'm getting past it.
I have been married to Amanda (AKA The Enemy) for 21 years but due to a mixture of illness and fatigue (she was sick and tired of me) we haven't lived together since 1999.
So I guess that makes me single.
Yes,I know,it's weird.But it's safe.
I'm on the shelf but I do get taken down and dusted once in a while.
The great thing about my marriage is that it gave me two wonderful stepsons.
There's Matt (AKA Peo Superstar) (who you can meet down below) and Adam (who is too cool for MySpace).
I love 'em both.
I like music and film and I play golf but only when it's warm.
I hate political correctness,religious intolerance and liver and onions.
I find people fascinating so if you want to tell me about yourself I'm all ears.
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I like to put videos up on YouTube.If you're desperate for something to do you can see them HERE.
You can see my photographs HERE
